Valentine's Day

[J pold]

[mykalberta]

I can officially recommend for future, do not order roses from Costco.ca, instead use CanadaFlowers.

[Lt.Spears]

Originally Posted by mykalberta

I can officially recommend for future, do not order roses from Costco.ca, instead use CanadaFlowers.

I can officially recommend for future, do not order overpriced flowers on Valentines day.

[Puppet Guy]

"Love is the pleasant interval between meeting a beautiful girl and realizing she looks like a haddock"

- Bloom County

[MrMastodonFarm]

Happy Birthday MMF's Mom!

[Cowperson]

And now, before the game tonight, time to eat myself into a chocolate coma . . . with a beer chaser.

Cowperson

[Hockey_Ninja]

At school they where giving out flowers to those who ordered them for specific people. It just seemed tacky to me. Also they had a bunch of pastries out for free at lunch but half of them had hair in it. That's what happens when you have the culinary arts class make them. The funniest thing that happened though was when one of my friends squshed a cupcake in my other friends face. Priceless. And that was my Valentines Day. Anyone care to top this?

[GirlySports]

One lady here at the office is furious that she got PEACH coloured roses from her husband. So furious that she wants to throw them out.

There are about 8 single girls here in the office who would like those.
In fact the guy co-worker beside me said "If she doesn't want them, give them to me. I can regift it into a nice package for the hottie in receivables."

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

One lady here at the office is furious that she got PEACH coloured roses from her husband. So furious that she wants to throw them out.

There are about 8 single girls here in the office who would like those.
In fact the guy co-worker beside me said "If she doesn't want them, give them to me. I can regift it into a nice package for the hottie in receivables."

Time to throw out the wife . . . . . . life is too short for ingrates.

Cowperson

[dissentowner]

So, the gf and I went bowling for Valentines Day this evening, we booked 5 games. About midway through the 3rd game the girl in the lane next to ours started giving me really funny looks. I don't really think nothing of it until I get up near the end of our 3rd game and as I come back from my most likely gutterball cause I suck at bowling my gf gets these big eyes and she is like "OMG!" I asked her whats up and she told me "Dear, umm...you have blown out the crotch in your jeans and your junk is hanging out." I checked and sure enough I had a big hole in the crotch area, bird and co in full freakin view! Normally I would be wearing boxers but it was a laundry day and I skipped the gitch. We still had two games left and she wanted to play them so I untucked my shirt and tried to balance my bowling ball tossing while keeping my trouser snake from exiting stage left. Certainly not one of my finer moments, these things only happen to me I swear!

[The Goon]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

So, the gf and I went bowling for Valentines Day this evening, we booked 5 games. About midway through the 3rd game the girl in the lane next to ours started giving me really funny looks. I don't really think nothing of it until I get up near the end of our 3rd game and as I come back from my most likely gutterball cause I suck at bowling my gf gets these big eyes and she is like "OMG!" I asked her whats up and she told me "Dear, umm...you have blown out the crotch in your jeans and your junk is hanging out." I checked and sure enough I had a big hole in the crotch area, bird and co in full freakin view! Normally I would be wearing boxers but it was a laundry day and I skipped the gitch. We still had two games left and she wanted to play them so I untucked my shirt and tried to balance my bowling ball tossing while keeping my trouser snake from exiting stage left. Certainly not one of my finer moments, these things only happen to me I swear!

"Dear Penthouse Letters, I always thought your letters were fake, but one night I went bowling and..."

[Khel]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

One lady here at the office is furious that she got PEACH coloured roses from her husband. So furious that she wants to throw them out.

There are about 8 single girls here in the office who would like those.
In fact the guy co-worker beside me said "If she doesn't want them, give them to me. I can regift it into a nice package for the hottie in receivables."

Where do you work, and are you hiring?

[The Goon]

Quick reminder to go out and get that 1/2 price chocolate today to save for next year.

[Bigtime]

Anybody else have friends that throw gems like this up on Facebook:

Feeling sorry for all those suckers that need an arbitrary day to celebrate their love. I'm proud to say that Herp and I aren't forced to assist the chocolatiers and florists to prove our love.

Ughh. It's like the "hipster" thing for Valentine's.

[FurnaceFace]

The 14th is my birthday so that takes precedence. It's a get out of Vday free card.

[Superflyer]

nm wrong thread

[CaptainCrunch]

Oh yeah . . . She's wearing an icebag today

In her nether regions.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Oh yeah . . . She's wearing an icebag today

In her nether regions.

Why would a plastic doll need an ice-pack?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by Khel

Where do you work, and are you hiring?

Add me to that list. 8 single women? Are they all under 30?

[Pizza]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

I haven't open a door myself all winter.

Holding doors for people, male or female, is just a nice thing to do.

So I guess because you havent opened a door all winter, that makes you not a nice person for doing it for anyone else?