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Old 03-23-2010, 06:03 PM   #1361
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:25 PM   #1362
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Can't do it with the cat watching?
Can't get it up with the cat in front of the screen.
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:10 PM   #1363
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:11 PM   #1364
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Ah, that's so rattling when you're drunk.
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:55 PM   #1366
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I quit smoking a few years back but I remember how pissed off I used to get when that happened. Especially when for some reason it is the only smoke you have on you at the time. The pain... THE PAINNnnn...
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:59 PM   #1367
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What happens when you burn it the wrong way? Couldn't you put it out on one end, and re-light it again from the correct side?
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:00 PM   #1368
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It melts the filter, rendering it useless.
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:31 PM   #1369
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It melts the filter, rendering it useless.
I've heard that the filter is useless anyways..
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:53 PM   #1370
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:38 PM   #1371
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At least have the golfer's head substituted with the fffuuuu guy's head. Otherwise it's just 4 pictures in a box.
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Old 03-25-2010, 10:59 PM   #1374
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What kind of porn were you looking for if you dont like pus$y?
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:26 PM   #1375
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This makes no sense. Shaw high speed came before Firefox.

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Old 03-25-2010, 11:52 PM   #1376
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^^^ Maybe they don't have high speed where they are at? (At least it kinda works in the joke)

I thought he was going to scroll down and see a penis or something, lol.
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:56 PM   #1377
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^^^ Maybe they don't have high speed where they are at? (At least it kinda works in the joke)
You're taking me far too seriously.
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:57 PM   #1378
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You're taking me far too seriously.
Heh, I forget not to do that on the internet.

I keep thinking I'm talking to real people...
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Old 03-26-2010, 12:00 AM   #1379
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Heh, I forget not to do that on the internet.

I keep thinking I'm talking to real people...
The real life me has the exact same sense of humour.
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:04 PM   #1380
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I suck at photoshop but can someone make a FFFFKKKKKKK of the Leaf players coming to Calgary.

Something along the lines of...

pic 1: We're going to Calgary!

pic 2: YAY Finally playoffs!

pic 3: TSN: Calgary misses playoffs for first time in 5 years

pic 4: New Flame Leaf players: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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