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Old 10-10-2009, 04:05 PM   #1321
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I was just informed that my girlfriend (now ex) slept with someone else.

I've never felt like this in my life, and hopefully never will again.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:09 PM   #1322
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I was just informed that my girlfriend (now ex) slept with someone else.

I've never felt like this in my life, and hopefully never will again.
Before or after you broke up?
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:11 PM   #1323
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I just completed the required revisions for my doctoral dissertation. I should have my degree by the end of the month.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:13 PM   #1324
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Before or after you broke up?
She did it last night. I broke up with her when I found out this afternoon.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:15 PM   #1325
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It makes you horny?
It's funny because it's true.

I just texted a buddy and said "who could I ###### tonight?". It's going to be a wild angry revenge f***.
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I just completed the required revisions for my doctoral dissertation. I should have my degree by the end of the month.
Big congrats to you. I finished all my revisions on my PhD dissertation the first week of August and proceed to bugger off to SE Asia for all of September.
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It makes you horny?
That was in bad taste, even for you...

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Old 10-10-2009, 04:20 PM   #1328
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Fonz, you shoulda taken a trip out the country with her. Go the bragg creek or something, ask to borrow her cellphone to make a call, jump back in the car and speed off. I'd throw her phone in a river somewhere and cut my losses.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:26 PM   #1329
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Well hello Mr. Budweiser. So nice to see you!
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:42 PM   #1330
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Wow. I just spent a few minutes on the Coilers forum over at HF. They're plumbing new depths over there. Amazing. I won't repeat any of the lunacy, but the asshat/sentient being ratio is pretty skewed over there.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:54 PM   #1331
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It's funny because it's true.

I just texted a buddy and said "who could I ###### tonight?". It's going to be a wild angry revenge f***.
A lucky lady is out there somewhere. Just don't do it to your Bud empties.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:56 PM   #1332
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Boy do people get worked up about Obama.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:59 PM   #1333
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A lucky lady is out there somewhere. Just don't do it to your Bud empties.
Or you could also say "Well hello Mr. Hand. So nice to see you!"
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:02 PM   #1334
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Or you could also say "Well hello Mr. Hand. So nice to see you!"
You gotta say Ms. Hand or it's gay.
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:12 PM   #1335
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I feel bad for Fonz. Look on the bright side though. At least you aren't married to her.
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:17 PM   #1336
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I know the guy really well too, and I'm going to see him tonight.

I plan on letting him know that I'm going to break his jaw one of these days. I'm not going to square off and he won't see it coming, suckerpunch ftw.
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:46 PM   #1337
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It is my two year CP anniversary today.
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Old 10-10-2009, 06:32 PM   #1338
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The absolute best way to get back at her is to post sex photos of her here, pm's would also be an option if the mods get all legal and crap.
Haha nice try.

Already got rid of all that. I'm not keeping anything, just want to move on.

I'm going to try and nail this guys youngest sister, then I'll text him the details. She'd be a wild one.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:10 PM   #1339
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I'm gonna have to really ramp up my post whoring. I'm trying to get to 10,000 before my 5 year anniversary, but I'm still 550 posts away with less than 2 months to go.

Somebody start a driving thread!
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:14 PM   #1340
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You whore.

I've been desperately trying to hit 4000 before my 5 year anniversary, and I'm still 1100 away. I won't even get close.
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