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[Johnny199r]

Originally Posted by SutterBrother

People in the express lane checkout with full grocery carts.

• I'm buying alcohol, I can't use the self checkout.
• They only have 3 lanes open because 2 other staff have to help strugglers at the self checkout (or prevent theft, or both).
• I go the 15 items or less lane, and sure enough, 3 people ahead of me with full carts.

At least nobody paid with a cheque this time.

Bonus points: Are they also getting cigarettes or asking for lottery tickets?

[SutterBrother]

Originally Posted by Johnny199r

Bonus points: Are they also getting cigarettes or asking for lottery tickets?

Oh, god damn those scratch offs that are in a locked case that the cashier has to walk over and unlock.



Just no shame whatever standing there while a bunch of people are behind you trying to get out of there and get drunk.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Feit bulbs suck.

Now you tell me. What's a good one to replace these with?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Now you tell me. What's a good one to replace these with?

Neveready.

Phil's.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Now you tell me. What's a good one to replace these with?

Sylvania or Philips.

Jesus I can't believe Rona sells Feit now.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Now you tell me. What's a good one to replace these with?

You just need a skylight. Problem solved. Never use the bathroom at night, or just get used to the lay of the land - do we really need lights? I mean, how long do you have to live in a place before you know where everything is?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Wormius

You just need a skylight. Problem solved. Never use the bathroom at night, or just get used to the lay of the land - do we really need lights? I mean, how long do you have to live in a place before you know where everything is?

What, like 'Blind Cosplay?'

Can you angle a mirror to steal your neighbour's light and direct it into your home?

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by SutterBrother

People in the express lane checkout with full grocery carts.

• I'm buying alcohol, I can't use the self checkout.
• They only have 3 lanes open because 2 other staff have to help strugglers at the self checkout (or prevent theft, or both).
• I go the 15 items or less lane, and sure enough, 3 people ahead of me with full carts.

At least nobody paid with a cheque this time.

Not just full carts, but usually people that require 3 minutes to look up each of the dozen produce items they picked out, as well as two trips over from the attendant to help them with something.

Thankfully usually a till opens up before it's a real grinder though.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Now you tell me. What's a good one to replace these with?

We’d rather make fun of you for when your next bulbs fail no matter whatever brand you chose next

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Wormius

You just need a skylight. Problem solved. Never use the bathroom at night, or just get used to the lay of the land - do we really need lights? I mean, how long do you have to live in a place before you know where everything is?

I'd be totally fine, other than the shaving part. You'd think you would know your own face after all these years, but I just don't think I could do that in the dark without coming out like Darkman.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I'd be totally fine, other than the shaving part. You'd think you would know your own face after all these years, but I just don't think I could do that in the dark without coming out like Darkman.

Username doesn’t check out.

[Sainters7]

My new upstairs neighbours (apartment building) who are clearly morning people and have super loud sex at 7-8 AM almost every weekend morning RGMG.

It's a well-insulated building too; in 3 years here, I never really heard any of my neighbours until these degenerates moved in. Settle down.

[timun]

Assert dominance: have louder sex than them, at night.

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by timun

Assert dominance: have louder sex than them, at night.

Unless you live alone, with your cat.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by timun

Assert dominance: have louder sex than them, at night.

Well it is date night..

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by Barnet Flame

Unless you live alone, with your cat.

did you mean especially?

[Nufy]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

My new upstairs neighbours (apartment building) who are clearly morning people and have super loud sex at 7-8 AM almost every weekend morning RGMG.

It's a well-insulated building too; in 3 years here, I never really heard any of my neighbours until these degenerates moved in. Settle down.

Change your WiFI network name to
"Apartment XXX We can hear you having sex..."

[Shazam]

Impressive endurance and libido.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

My new upstairs neighbours (apartment building) who are clearly morning people and have super loud sex at 7-8 AM almost every weekend morning RGMG.

It's a well-insulated building too; in 3 years here, I never really heard any of my neighbours until these degenerates moved in. Settle down.

After they finish up give em a big round of applause and tell them that was your personal favourite session of theirs.

Or for some fun, say something like “hey that sounds like a different girl than last week”.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Impressive endurance and libido.

Libido, yes. Endurance, nah. I finally get up and go pee and it's over when I'm back, it's just long enough to wake me up. Also, he's the way louder one. It's actually all pretty pathetic on his part haha, minus the fact he's good to go all the time apparently anyway.