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Old 01-26-2010, 12:55 PM   #1261
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Apparently Tiger likes his firends to the north as well!

http://www.calgaryherald.com/sports/...741/story.html
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:00 PM   #1262
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Man.. Tiger's dick has seen more action than a Steven Seagal movie.
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:05 PM   #1263
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Apparently Tiger likes his firends to the north as well!

http://www.calgaryherald.com/sports/...741/story.html

I was impressed before realizing that she's the one on the right. What was Tiger thinking?
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:11 PM   #1264
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She is quite alright for 45. He is consistent - each of them is thoroughly white trash.
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:13 PM   #1265
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I think the real question here is: When will Tiger start golfing again so he can win more trophies and break more records.
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:19 PM   #1266
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He needs to get back to golf so that he can start to even out the mistress/major ratio that currently seems to be trending towards white trash sleaze-ville.
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Old 01-26-2010, 06:40 PM   #1267
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Not sure if this has been posted yet...I didnt want to wade through 66 pages of stuff.

The Tiger Woods transgressions golf game.

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_...xrs=eml_121709
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:50 PM   #1268
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Tiger might also be gay?



http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/tiger-woods-had-gay-sex/

Talk about a hole in one...
I believe in sporting circles they call this kind of thing "switch-hitting".

This guy is obviously randier than a jackrabbit and nothing at all would surprise me about his sex life.

I think I'd have a lot more respect for him if he was actually out there just sleeping with dudes and trying to keep up the facade of the straight family man.

"I was confused, trapped in this macho world" is way better than "I was banging every woman I met, because I liked it so damn much I couldn't stop screwing", which is the excuse he's given.
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:57 PM   #1269
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I'd like to see a graph that shows who he slept with on the nights before tournaments, and the results of the tournaments. I wonder if he's got a lucky mistress/manstress.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:09 PM   #1270
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Talk that Woods may make his return to golf later this month:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/spor...accenture.html
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:25 PM   #1271
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I believe in sporting circles they call this kind of thing "switch-hitting".

This guy is obviously randier than a jackrabbit and nothing at all would surprise me about his sex life.

I think I'd have a lot more respect for him if he was actually out there just sleeping with dudes and trying to keep up the facade of the straight family man.

"I was confused, trapped in this macho world" is way better than "I was banging every woman I met, because I liked it so damn much I couldn't stop screwing", which is the excuse he's given.
Bowie, Jagger, Townshend, Reed, got so bored of hot models, they started sleeping with each other to get a thrill.
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:25 PM   #1272
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Tiger is finally going to break his silence on his transgressions.

http://tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=310492
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:30 PM   #1273
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Just saw this. It's going to be awesome. Juicy even.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:24 PM   #1274
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I saw the other day that Tiger got his porn mistress pregnant, twice.
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Old 02-17-2010, 03:42 PM   #1275
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I saw the other day that Tiger got his porn mistress pregnant, twice.
She is pretty stupid isn't she - aborted a multi-million dollar baby... I don't think she is that stupid, so I don't really believe the whole "Tiger got me pregnant" story.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:12 PM   #1276
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^ Unless Tiger made it a multi-million dollar fall down the stairs.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:14 PM   #1277
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^ Unless Tiger made it a multi-million dollar fall down the stairs.
Yes, unless Tiger "paid" for said abortion.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:39 AM   #1278
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wasn't his press conference at 9? What happened whens tiger coming back!
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:41 AM   #1279
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9 am tomorrow.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:44 AM   #1280
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Its about time we heard more from this golfing phenom/human ######bag.

Why even bother with the press conference. Just get back golfing, winning solves all ills. This will solve nothing. Everyone who thinks he is a ######bag will still think such, and those who dont still wont because they think money and fame is a get out jail free card of being a good person.
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