People who bring an insulated water bottle over to your house when you invite them over for dinner.
Seriously? You're going to plunk your big pink water bottle at the table while we serve you dinner instead of drinking out a glass like a normal person?
I haven't had this happen yet, but this is a top-level gear grinder. It would drive me nuts.
People who bring an insulated water bottle over to your house when you invite them over for dinner.
Seriously? You're going to plunk your big pink water bottle at the table while we serve you dinner instead of drinking out a glass like a normal person?
People who bring an insulated water bottle over to your house when you invite them over for dinner.
Seriously? You're going to plunk your big pink water bottle at the table while we serve you dinner instead of drinking out a glass like a normal person?
Maybe a health or dietary issue and its more than just water in there?
Hello Fresh, you’re inches away from my doorbell. Here’s a novel idea: why not ring it when you make a drop off so the vegetables don’t freeze. We’re home.
You get a notification on the app that it's arrived, no?
Home renovation shows where these stupid dildos are smashing things with sledgehammers and making a big production of it.
If you're actually doing your own work you're more careful so you don't damage anything else that will cost you more time and effort to repair later. You use a prybar and certainly do not scream or laugh. Hate these dummies.
If you don't have to be careful to not damage anything else, hooooooo boy does smashing something with a sledgehammer feel good though. So, so cathartic.
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If you’re not using a sledgehammer at every opportunity are you even living?
Cool Story Bro...
It wasn't a sledgehammer, but merely a regular hammer. But when I was a kid I was at my friend's father's funeral and my goddamned car would not start.
So I'm just swinging away at my battery with a hammer...because its the only tool I have and the only one in the vicinity until the bastard started.
We're at the graveyard. I got her started. Eventually. Just needed to harden the connection.
I remember at the reception afterwards people telling me that watching me going to town hammering on my battery made a whole bunch of otherwise very sad people laugh at a very sad moment.
So it wasnt all bad.
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It wasn't a sledgehammer, but merely a regular hammer. But when I was a kid I was at my friend's father's funeral and my goddamned car would not start.
So I'm just swinging away at my battery with a hammer...because its the only tool I have and the only one in the vicinity until the bastard started.
We're at the graveyard. I got her started. Eventually. Just needed to harden the connection.
I remember at the reception afterwards people telling me that watching me going to town hammering on my battery made a whole bunch of otherwise very sad people laugh at a very sad moment.
I have a strange and dark sense of humour (you may have noticed) and I was also screaming obscenities and remarking that I was already at a graveyard and there were plenty of holes available.
And then my vehicle obliged me and started.
It knew the score.
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Weird. Well then the gear grinder is the notification not coming through then, because Uber, skip, basically every delivery app relies on notifying you through the app, not ringing doorbells.
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People who bring an insulated water bottle over to your house when you invite them over for dinner.
Seriously? You're going to plunk your big pink water bottle at the table while we serve you dinner instead of drinking out a glass like a normal person?
This is a good one. My wife and many of her friends carry water bottles around all the time. I dont get it.
I've been meaning to keep track of how many times she askes "Where is my water bottle?", or how many minutes she wastes a day looking for it. Instead of walking around the house looking for it, just grab a cup and go to the friggin tap. Its easier and closer. Its comical and WEIRD.
I do recognize the benefits of hydration, but do you really get that parched shopping at Costco? Or driving across the city?
We live in a 1st world country. Water is readily available pretty much everywhere.
I have noticed its also almost exclusively females who carry these emotional support water bottles. Its never guys.
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