Tiger Woods "Transgressions" Thread - Golfin' Ain't Easy

[HOOT]

This thread has to be on of the weirdest in CP history.

[shermanator]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Hey, I would still bone her if the opportunity came, but she still isn't in my top 50. <snip>

Notice the man-jaw.



But, I guess we should all put her on a pedestal because she is a semi-famous somewhat attractive blonde?

I'm pretty sure you are not in her top 50 either.

[Machiavelli]

Originally Posted by HOOT

This thread has to be on of the weirdest in CP history.

No kidding. It doesn't help that Tiger Woods is probably the last professional athlete that I would suspect of something like this.

[Tron_fdc]

Looks like his "affairs" have been going on for a while, including secret deals for Magazines to keep quiet about it.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...cle-outset-box#

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

No kidding. It doesn't help that Tiger Woods is probably the last professional athlete that I would suspect of something like this.

ummm

I would say Iginla and a host of others would be the last professional athlete that I would suspect something like this.

Tiger doesn't surprise me that much.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

ummm

I would say Iginla and a host of others would be the last professional athlete that I would suspect something like this.

Tiger doesn't surprise me that much.

Now you've said it. Once Iggy retires, theres going to be a gang-bang tape of him and Tiger going to town on a hotel-room full of ho's.

One Night In Calgary....

[SebC]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

I would say Iginla and a host of others would be the last professional athlete that I would suspect something like this.

Iggy would be shocking, Conroy would be even more shocking... or on another track, Brent Sopel.

[valo403]

I'm putting this guy at the top of my 'last person I would expect' list. There's not enough money in the world to make that mug appealing.

[MacDaddy77]

^^Is that getty Lee

[pylon]

Originally Posted by MacDaddy77

^^Is that geddy Lee

fixed

[Roof-Daddy]

Thread title name change suggestion:

"The Tiger Transgressions / Is Golf A Sport? / Is Elin In Your Top 50? / Where To Buy Knock Offs In China / Various Other Pics / etc etc etc Thread"

[schteve_d]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The part of the human condition that seperates us from the animals...

Except, of course, the Tiger.

[schteve_d]

Little Johnny
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: Yelled, "TIGER WOODS". SEE YOU NEXT YEAR !"

[dissentowner]

[Dion]

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

No kidding. It doesn't help that Tiger Woods is probably the last professional athlete that I would suspect of something like this.

I think there's probably a whole whack of figure skaters that I'd be less suspicious of sleeping with tons of skanks than Tiger.

[Machiavelli]

LOL....okay guys. You know what I mean though. Tiger didn't exactly come across as a man whore.

[HOOT]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

LOL....okay guys. You know what I mean though. Tiger didn't exactly come across as a man whore.

Every man is a whore at heart.

[Caged Great]

Originally Posted by HOOT

Every man is a whore at heart.

That's racist (and accurate)

[brownie]

There is a Dateline special airing tonite regarding this subject.