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Old 12-11-2009, 09:02 PM   #1201
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How about the homeless people that collect cans at the stamps games in the parking lot?

*give them a can*
Homeless guy: "Thank you sir. Enjoy the game."
Me: "You too!"
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:18 PM   #1202
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walking in on the parents happened to me when I was a kid. Until now, I successfully blocked that memory. Thanks for reminding me. I'm going to have to drink booze now to repress that memory again.

Same. And it was twice as traumatizing for me when my Dad motioned with his hand and said, "You want in on this?"
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Same. And it was twice as traumatizing for me when my Dad motioned with his hand and said, "You want in on this?"

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Old 12-11-2009, 11:06 PM   #1204
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Same. And it was twice as traumatizing for me when my Dad motioned with his hand and said, "You want in on this?"
I expect no less from someone from Saskatoon.
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I expect no less from someone from Saskatoon.
Saskatoon? In that case hes lucky it was a woman...
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Old 12-12-2009, 06:14 PM   #1207
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way toooo funny..... just went through the whole thread!!
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:34 AM   #1210
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Ditto... it's embarassing. My worst to date would have to be at a meat counter in a store, with a women butcher helping me.

Her: "Here's your steaks. Enjoy the meat"
Me: "Thanks, you too"

back at SAIT one of my buddy's had a habit of telling people goodbye with "Have a good one". well it was Friday on a long weekend, and as we were heading out he says to the teacher "Have a good long one"
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:01 PM   #1213
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The key is to role it before the flick.
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:01 PM   #1214
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:03 PM   #1215
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:28 PM   #1216
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I dont get it. Those that gave thanks, you pick your boogers?!?
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Old 12-15-2009, 11:34 PM   #1217
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I dont get it. Those that gave thanks, you pick your boogers?!?

Pffff....Duh!...."Tyra" already proved it that everyone does!,,,and that was sooo last week!
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:56 AM   #1218
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I dont get it. Those that gave thanks, you pick your boogers?!?
They don't pick themselves.
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:31 AM   #1219
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I dont get it. Those that gave thanks, you pick your boogers?!?

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