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Old 11-11-2010, 03:56 PM   #101
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Looks like Courtney Lacroix is now known as Court Noelle and has learned how to use her privacy settings.

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Old 11-11-2010, 04:15 PM   #102
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The more I look at her, the more she looks like Kevin Bieksa in drag.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:31 PM   #103
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She's the one who filed a lawsuit based at least partially on the fact that she is so incredibly good-looking.



She is basically claiming that not only is she very attractive, but she was singled out because she is so much more attractive than the other patrons in the club that night.

This thread is no different than if someone were criticizing the contestants in a beauty pageant. Once you put yourself in the public eye proclaiming your own beauty, people are going to pick out your faults.

Is she better looking than a significant number of women in the world at-large? Sure.

Do you really think she was in the top 10% of the women at the Roadhouse on Halloween two years ago?
No, which to me would make a much better argument.

She should have claimed: I'm particularly attractive to drunk men at 1am, and therefore was singled out by the Roadhouse, as my relatively average looks and 'curvy' physique give off the impression that I will be willing to entertain the advances of guys in Ed Hardy shirts, in contrast to the actually attractive women who either do not enter said premises or are so obviously repulsed by the other patrons that they are not approached out of fear of irreversible harm to ego and self esteem.
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:39 PM   #104
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This is why every guy should carry a bar emergency kit to the bar consisting of

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One roll



One suicide device for the next morning

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Old 11-11-2010, 05:56 PM   #105
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That's a bit drastic. Wake up before they do and leave. If you're dumb enough to bring them home, wake up before they do and call cab. When the cab arrives, wake her, hand her her clothes and say hurry up your cab is here.
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Old 11-11-2010, 06:10 PM   #106
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That's a bit drastic. Wake up before they do and leave. If you're dumb enough to bring them home, wake up before they do and call cab. When the cab arrives, wake her, hand her her clothes and say hurry up your cab is here.
This is why their place is a far better option when you fall victim to your hormones and feel the urge to take down something less than desirable.

Which this girl is not by the way. She is easily above average, although most assuredly not top 10%. Some of you guys are being far too harsh with respect to her looks.
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Old 11-11-2010, 06:15 PM   #107
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Sad, You need to take a trip on campus to see the hot putang running around.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:03 PM   #108
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I think the entire premise of her case is flawed. It's the uglies that keep the booze flowing. Not the hotties. You might want to get a hottie, but you're probably going to end up with an ugly so you better be p*****d up first.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:06 PM   #109
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I think the entire premise of her case is flawed. It's the uglies that keep the booze flowing. Not the hotties. You might want to get a hottie, but you're probably going to end up with an ugly so you better be p*****d up first.
But that is why this girl is integral for the nightclub scene to operate.

When all of the pretty girls have brushed a guy off he gets loaded and goes home with a rank slut like this fine young woman.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:12 PM   #110
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I think the entire premise of her case is flawed. It's the uglies that keep the booze flowing. Not the hotties. You might want to get a hottie, but you're probably going to end up with an ugly so you better be p*****d up first.
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^ I'm not disagreeing, I'm just debating the merits of her legal argument, being a lawyer and all...
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^ I'm not disagreeing, I'm just debating the merits of her legal argument, being a lawyer and all...

In case it wasn't obvious I was agreeing with you and being somewhat facetious. Although now that I think about it maybe I was onto something...
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:30 PM   #113
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When in a pinch, flip her over. Works every time.
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No problem, I know. Nobody cares about my opinion of her chances for success, so it was really just a way to throw a shot at the ludicrousness of her thought processes in actually suing the bar. Sure there is some validity to the idea that the bar singles out attractive women to make the bar more popular, but ultimately self-responsibility has to play a much bigger part. Otherwise, no bar should ever have a ladies night again for fear of this kind of lawsuit.

Okay, I'm done being even semi-serious, back to the skanky tramp comments now...
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:32 PM   #115
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Yeah but with a chick like that flipping her over would result in face to face sex because with a face like that missionary wouldn't be the starting point, doggy style would.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:34 PM   #116
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i dont like to flip women. women aren't meant to be flipped. flipping a human being is rude, frankly. flip a sandwich? sure if you're bored. flip a pancake? of course. flip out on someone? all the time. but flip a woman? cmon. thats flipping ridiculous.
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Old 11-11-2010, 08:11 PM   #117
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well being a Nucks fan I'm sure she is a little freak, Probably loves to have he hair pulled.
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Old 11-11-2010, 09:07 PM   #120
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No problem, I know. Nobody cares about my opinion of her chances for success, so it was really just a way to throw a shot at the ludicrousness of her thought processes in actually suing the bar. Sure there is some validity to the idea that the bar singles out attractive women to make the bar more popular, but ultimately self-responsibility has to play a much bigger part. Otherwise, no bar should ever have a ladies night again for fear of this kind of lawsuit.

Okay, I'm done being even semi-serious, back to the skanky tramp comments now...
I would like to get ahold of the pleadings to see how the attractiveness thing fits in. You could file a perfectly cromulent Statement of Claim alleging negligence for the bar failing to maintain a safe dance floor without having to talk about attractiveness. Why even bring it into the equation?
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