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albertGQ · 08-11-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06

Okay, took me 13 years then. I didn't know we started counting from the first time, cuz I was sure as hell trying for years before that.

Took you 13 years to add another 9 girls? Were you married? Long term relationships?

Bertuzzied · 08-11-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

He He He,
While on vacation in Florida to see some Flames games with Hulkrogan and StoneCole, we went to Disney World and were chatting with the girl in the Canadian Pavillion in Epcot. She told us about the dorms they put everyone in, and that was where we (I think specifically Hulkrogan) coined the terms:

InternationalCourse and Foreignication

Good times!

Hey if you are going to the hehe's at least do them right. No capitals and no spaces. hehe

Yup thats where i worked. In epcot. Job was hell but after work was some of the best times you could ever have. Our condo complex was renamed Vista Lay hehe. 7-11 around the corner had the highest grossing liquor sales in the US until they built the Walgreens half a block away.

All i have to say is 6 foot norwegian models in our pool ftw. hehe.

Yeah_Baby · 08-11-2009, 11:10 PM

I kind of want to work at Disney World now. hehe

Did I do it right?

PowerPlayoffs06 · 08-11-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by albertGQ

Took you 13 years to add another 9 girls? Were you married? Long term relationships?

I had one 3 year relationship and one 4 year.

Coach · 08-11-2009, 11:17 PM

17 and still with the same girl after almost 3 years

Bill Bumface · 08-11-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan

16. In, no ON, my own bed. I always found it strange that for a virgin, she sure seemed to know what she was doing.

"You want me to put my what in your where now??"

J pold · 08-11-2009, 11:19 PM

18 in the back seat of a Doge Caravan at a Tim Horton's parking lot.

Jordan! · 08-11-2009, 11:20 PM

One thing I didn't like about the 26 year old.. sure sure loved my nads, I thought it was horrible. If I wanted to stick my nutsack into a vacuum I would've done it already. But who am I to say that to some broad I didn't really know going hoover on my lychee's?

Bertuzzied · 08-11-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby

I kind of want to work at Disney World now. hehe

Did I do it right?

I might want to behead Mickey Mouse and torture Goofy after that experience but you got to hand it to those disney recruiters! hehe.

Order of women went like this.

Norwegian
German
Italian
Japanese
Mexicans
Cdns
French
Brits
and then the Chinese! They hired all these older professionals from China to work there. Alot of them were doctors and professors but older with spouses and kids.

Oh and my coworker had to share a room with a Moroccan chick who was a hooker! hehe

Sainters7 · 08-12-2009, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bouw N Arrow

One thing I didn't like about the 26 year old.. sure sure loved my nads, I thought it was horrible. If I wanted to stick my nutsack into a vacuum I would've done it already. But who am I to say that to some broad I didn't really know going hoover on my lychee's?

You were dating a teabagger and you weren't on board with it?? For shame!

AC · 08-12-2009, 01:21 AM

18, and it went really well thankfully.

It probably helped that it was with my current girlfriend and was something we had been building towards for a little while, as opposed to a random hookup.

Jordan! · 08-12-2009, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sainters7

You were dating a teabagger and you weren't on board with it?? For shame!

That stuff doesn't jive with me.. but she enjoyed it so I had to play it cool

Ren · 08-12-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bouw N Arrow

That stuff doesn't jive with me.. but she enjoyed it so I had to play it cool

Can't say I blame you. Having a lady put her nose and mouth in a place that's only an inch and a half away from the place where poop comes from has never really appealed to me either. My girlfriend used to like that area too and I never really got used to it.

malcolmk14 · 08-12-2009, 08:41 AM

Wasn't there a thread about the average number of sexual partners a few months ago? I'm kind of curious now.

kipperiggy · 08-12-2009, 07:58 PM

20 year old female and still nothing, I haven't really decided if that's a good or bad thing.

PowerPlayoffs06 · 08-12-2009, 08:05 PM

If it's by choice, good. If not, well...

GirlySports · 08-12-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kipperiggy

20 year old female and still nothing, I haven't really decided if that's a good or bad thing.

I think it's a good thing. Wait for the right guy and the right time

HOOT · 08-12-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kipperiggy

20 year old female and still nothing, I haven't really decided if that's a good or bad thing.

Hi, I'm HOOT.

SteveToms · 08-12-2009, 08:21 PM

Damn you HOOT, I was going to try!

snappyk · 08-12-2009, 08:36 PM

I was 18, she was 30, I remember the first time I went down on her I started to gag so I did the right thing and kissed her down there and gave the look to her like, yeah baby, that's hot aint it? My brother still makes fun of me about that one after I told him and I'm 33 now.