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Old 06-04-2009, 08:13 PM   #101
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I wore one all day and adjusted it maybe twice. Perhaps if the ladies who adjusted every couple minutes would buy the appropriate size, it wouldn't be an issue.

Also, I wore it to avoid getting a tan line that looks like a strap.
Ya you forgot to mention, you wanted to look sexy and have guys drooling all over you....
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:17 PM   #102
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Ya you forgot to mention, you wanted to look sexy and have guys drooling all over you....
Yes, but there were no drooling guys where I was. And that wasn't the real reason I wore it.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:19 PM   #103
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Yes, but there were no drooling guys where I was. And that wasn't the real reason I wore it.
I see, you must of been at a baby shower...
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:24 PM   #104
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:59 PM   #105
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That is AWESOME!
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:07 PM   #106
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Yes, but there were no drooling guys where I was. And that wasn't the real reason I wore it.
You didn't see me behind the tree with my binoculars.
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:10 PM   #107
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my inner circle, and let's face it: that's where true happiness comes from.
Wait, you get true happiness being in a circle?

Hopefully you like crackers.
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:11 PM   #108
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My preferred boob:nipple ratio is 1:1.

1 boob, 1 nipple - and I'm a very happy man.
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Well it's too bad the weather turned to crap, as i am heading to the rooftop patio at the broken city at get sloshed, I'll be wearing the Luongo jersey

someone pick up from the drunk tank at around 8 am tommorrow?
I'll pick you up, I'll be the one in the tube top.
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:21 PM   #110
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My preferred boob:nipple ratio is 1:1.

1 boob, 1 nipple - and I'm a very happy man.
Nothing about female boobs or nipples
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Nothing about female boobs or nipples
Any love is good love, so he took what he could get.
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Oh wow, I haven't laughed that uncontrollably hard in a very very long time.
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Likes 'em inverted as well.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:57 AM   #114
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I wore one all day and adjusted it maybe twice. Perhaps if the ladies who adjusted every couple minutes would buy the appropriate size, it wouldn't be an issue.

Also, I wore it to avoid getting a tan line that looks like a strap.
I agree with Firefly, I have a few that are a bit big, and don't wear them anymore because of that adjust factor, if they fit properly it shouldn't need to be adjusted constantly.

Also tan lines are a big factor as well.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:18 AM   #115
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Maybe I'm kind of freaky................but I dont mind tan lines at all.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:32 AM   #116
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:47 AM   #117
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Maybe I'm kind of freaky................but I dont mind tan lines at all.
Most guys (around here anyway) like tan lines. Except for a few freckles I must be the whitest most untan-lined person in South Florida. Unless Craig Anderson is around somewhere. Well I don't mean "giraffe" tan lines. Tiny bikini tan lines are the SoFla tanlines of choice. But I don't want them!
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:33 AM   #118
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Count me in the group that prefers no tan lines. They just look wierd... especially bikini top tan lines...
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Married. Two kids. A boob in any form is a gift from God to me.
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