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[Mccree]

(319): True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
(847): And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
(319): At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.

HAHA My brother and I just had this exact conversation.


(409): Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,

LOL I cannot stop laughing at the above one!!

[pope04]

(607): I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

(414): I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex

[Save Us Sutter]

(832): super hot butfun
(832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
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(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

[FireFly]

(908): her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.