Silverback Gorilla vs. A Polar Bear: Who would win?

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Watch the clip then say that.

Just you may not and the countless others that will support you, but until you get a mod's endorsement then,...make me nerd!

Sorry, didn't see the clips. Comp didn't load fast enough. That's why green text can be handy.

[CrusaderPi]

Doesn't matter who wins this fight. Neither one can take down the defending champion - the badger.

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[HotHotHeat]

My thread

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Don't cry elmo. It's a landslide for the bear.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by HotHotHeat

My thread

Your thread is doing fine. It's just that some kid who grew up in the 90s seems to have an unhealthy obsession with a terribly lame CG cartoon by Mainframe with some of the ugliest designs, worst writing, and worst voice acting to ever grace your television.

We just need to get back to some hearty Polar Bear vs Gorilla discussion.


"Daddy I'm hungry!"




"Tonight my son, we dine on Gorilla Meat!"

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Seriously??? Everyone knows there aren't penguins in the arctic.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Zero love. so far... To each their own, but I probably unlike you, posses taste, but zero sense of smell as some have told me.

Back to the argument...



walrus, you're so light, have you been working out? what are you, down to 2500 lbs? You don't look a kilo over 24.



I can't believe it's not gorilla!

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Ziggy Lidstrom

I can't believe it's not gorilla!

Exactly, how many pictures of a Gorilla fighting a human have you seen???

None, because no one ever survives to tell the tale.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Watching the confrontation about to escalate:

Polar bear on his back: Well, if they are gonna do it then I'm getting comfortable.

Polar bear to the right: Cool, I got five on Pete the polar bear and when I say five it's a big five. And you wan't anything I'm going to the breathing hole?

Bear on back: Naw, i just finished a walrus. I didn't think i'd eat the whole thing, but waste not want not.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Now the gorilla has to worry about deception. Wow, the cunning of the bear is astonishing. Hey where's donkey kong and jane fossey gone off to?

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

get back, find your own sandwich!



perhaps this gorilla is a worthy opponent.

[Hack&Lube]

VS.



Would your rather kiss a damn dirty ape or a polar bear...

I would totally make this a poll but I don't know how.

[HPLovecraft]

Unfortunately there's no picture of that guy getting his face ripped off right after. Or fortunately.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

^^almost brought tears to my eyes to see charlton and what was her name?

Taylor: And I want to kiss you!

Chimp scientist babe: Ewww, but you're sooo ugly...

Good Times...

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Originally posted by Ziggy Lidstrom
anything he's posted in the last page or so

As far as the poll goes, I'm leaning toward Gorilla just because I always cheer for the underdog.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

lol, what can I say. If you can't laugh at yourself then they are all laughing at you, not with you.

I guess I had a lot of free time on my hands at work tonight. Tee hee.

[Swarly]

nobody fights with a gorilla for food, bears are pansies

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

"oh, look an eagle!"

[Orange]

Let's not forget about Gorilla Grodd, the supervillian ape from DC comics. He was a primary enemy of the Justice League, the same league that consisted of Superman, The Flash, Wonderwoman and many many others. I think it's safe to say that if you're an enemy of Superman and you make it past an episode, let alone be a primary villian for a season, you win.

The one time I saw polar bears in a DC universe was when Doomsday tore up a couple of them for looking at him funny.