The I Am In The Dog House thread.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Bagor

Regarding the C word. It appears to confuse the Aussies that you can't say it here.

Youtube "Kevin bloody Wilson Canada"

*edit* Lyrics NSFW and may offend

Haha Aussies swear up a storm compared to Canadians.

And their culture is a little bit more mysogynistic (maybe to harsh a word, but along those lines) than here, at least as far as in dating attitudes, so I could see that.

[V]

Originally Posted by Puxlut

Hint to stay out of the doghouse:

When your pregnant wife tries on a new bathing suit for her trip to Hawaii in 2 days, do NOT laugh at her!

I was in the doghouse for quite some time when I got tired of doing the dishes every freaking night.

"You're pregnant, not a fataing invalid" didn't go over too well.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by V

I was in the doghouse for quite some time when I got tired of doing the dishes every freaking night.

"You're pregnant, not a fataing invalid" didn't go over too well.

Doing the cooking is wayyy better than doing the dishes. You get to make what you like, to your taste, then you get to eat. Then you get to enjoy, then you get to relax while she cleans up!

Not sure why, but I'm getting deja vu.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Haha Aussies swear up a storm compared to Canadians.

And their culture is a little bit more mysogynistic (maybe to harsh a word, but along those lines) than here, at least as far as in dating attitudes, so I could see that.

I've heard that too. The Ole' Bloke dominating a Shelia attitudes is still very much around.

[CrusaderPi]

Originally Posted by V

I was in the doghouse for quite some time when I got tired of doing the dishes every freaking night.

"You're pregnant, not a fataing invalid" didn't go over too well.

I drop a, "You got a piano tied to your ace" last night. Went over really well.

[Swarly]

Originally Posted by Table 5

The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.

I dont get it, how is it any worse than the p word? or the b word, or any other swear you hear as almost common place. must be some connotation I'm not getting. to me its all the same slang.

You cant even use the c word in a complementary way. I saw a guy get kicked out of the french maid for that.

[stang]

Oh those little slips that get you in trouble...

I meant to ask my wife to pass the roast last night, haha but what I actually said was "You ruined my life, you fataing biatch!!!!"

Whoops

Actually, come to think of it:

If your wife is pregnant, you will wind up in the doghouse over the next 9 months.

[bradster57]

If you're a married guy, don't forget to make it home every night. A couple weekends ago, I went over to a buddy's place for some poker with the guys. I may have had a few too many wobbly pops and thought that his couch looked pretty comfortable. The next thing I know, I hear some pounding on the window. I look up, and there is my wife pearing in with eyes that could kill. Yes she tracked me down. It was 8:30 in the morning.

I've been in the doghouse for a while now.

[stang]

Originally Posted by Puxlut

Actually, come to think of it:

If your wife is pregnant, you will wind up in the doghouse over the next 9 months.

ANd if its your first.. for couple months after too...

[kermitology]

One of my favourite quotes was from my Irish tour guide trying to get everyone's attention.. 20/24 people on the tour were female.

He jumps up on a rock and screams:
"JAYSUS LOVES YA, BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A C***! NOW LISTEN UP!"