02-28-2009, 10:20 PM
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wicked I am starting to like DESS.....he/she is like that relative that smells bad, drinks lots, tries to touch you....but says funny things
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02-28-2009, 10:22 PM
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#102
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Originally Posted by HOOT
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Are you messing with me? lol
I can't tell.
Like laws!
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02-28-2009, 10:23 PM
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#103
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Originally Posted by HOOT
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like keeping those stinking jews in their own part of town, not letting those darkies ride the bus, and keeping the women in the kitchen
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02-28-2009, 10:23 PM
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#104
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
I really hate to pile on.... but do you really think smoking in restaurants was banned because it's disgusting? If so--I'm sorry--but you're a fool.
Smoking in restaurants is banned because it exposes others to a carcinogen. Call me when you discover that dogs cause cancer.
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dont tempt the reseachers they find everything causes cancer
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02-28-2009, 10:24 PM
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#105
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
And I think your poor ability to find humour in situations to be ridiculous
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I don't find topics like this to be funny 
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02-28-2009, 10:26 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by browna
You don't have to like dogs, or want anything to do with dogs, but to infringe on people's rights and freedoms to possess domesticated animals is about as misguided opinion as I've seen on this board.
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I might be mistaken because I haven't checked out the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms lately but I don't remember owning a dog to be considered a right or a freedom.
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02-28-2009, 10:27 PM
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#107
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by DESS
Are you messing with me? lol
I can't tell.
Like laws!
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Laws are their to protect us and don't kill off a species. You want this thing to happen because they wake you up in the morning.
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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02-28-2009, 10:28 PM
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#108
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Probably stuck driving someone somewhere
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
I might be mistaken because I haven't checked out the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms lately but I don't remember owning a dog to be considered a right or a freedom.
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Well, by extension, it could be argued (likely successfully) as a right for at least some people - e.g. those with a disability.
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02-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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#109
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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DESS threads are pure comedy gold. CP's own Andy Kaufman.
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02-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Laws are their to protect us and don't kill off a species. You want this thing to happen because they wake you up in the morning.
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If that was the case wouldn't he also be advocating the ban of alarm clocks too?
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02-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it
like keeping those stinking jews in their own part of town, not letting those darkies ride the bus, and keeping the women in the kitchen
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All these changes were made to HELP a certain person, not BAN them from civilization.
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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02-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Laws are their to protect us and don't kill off a species. You want this thing to happen because they wake you up in the morning.
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my neighbour works the early shift can I kill him?
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02-28-2009, 10:30 PM
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#113
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it
my neighbour works the early shift can I kill him?
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Sure. And if they catch you, if HOOT is to believed, you'll get a biscuit from the McDonald's drive through and a scratch behind the ears as well!
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02-28-2009, 10:31 PM
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#114
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Laws are their to protect us and don't kill off a species. You want this thing to happen because they wake you up in the morning.
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There are laws that limit noise.
There are laws that limit weapons. (dogs are much like a loaded gun, IMO)
There are laws that dictate where you can crap.
There are laws that dictate where you can piss.
If a human behaved like a dog, he would be thrown in jail. We should apply the same laws to dogs that we apply to humans as far as I'm concerned.
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02-28-2009, 10:32 PM
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#115
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Originally Posted by HOOT
All these changes were made to HELP a certain person, not BAN them from civilization.
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really...thanks for the clarification.............. 
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02-28-2009, 10:33 PM
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#116
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Originally Posted by DESS
If a human behaved like a dog, he would be thrown in jail. We should apply the same laws to dogs that we apply to humans as far as I'm concerned.
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wow......................................good logic...............this is wicked..............
Last edited by ok, ok,....I get it; 02-28-2009 at 10:35 PM.
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02-28-2009, 10:33 PM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Probably stuck driving someone somewhere
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Originally Posted by DESS
There are laws that limit noise.
There are laws that limit weapons. (dogs are much like a loaded gun, IMO)
There are laws that dictate where you can crap.
There are laws that dictate where you can piss.
If a human behaved like a dog, he would be thrown in jail. We should apply the same laws to dogs that we apply to humans as far as I'm concerned.
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Ok....but one simple fact in all this: human =/= dog, so.....
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02-28-2009, 10:40 PM
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#118
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by DESS
.... we must also find a way to keep dogs away from the general public because they too are disgusting, loud, etc.
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That's true enough but no matter how disgusting, loud, etc. The general public may be, dogs don't seem to mind.
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02-28-2009, 10:42 PM
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#119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DESS
There are laws that limit noise.
There are laws that limit weapons. (dogs are much like a loaded gun, IMO)
There are laws that dictate where you can crap.
There are laws that dictate where you can piss.
If a human behaved like a dog, he would be thrown in jail. We should apply the same laws to dogs that we apply to humans as far as I'm concerned.
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Conversely, if humans were governed by the same rules as a dog, most of us would have been euthanized for non-life threatening violence or repeat violations of fineable offenses. Tough to compare the two.
All of those things you mention above are already punished the same way (fines), except for the dog = gun comparsion, which I'm not even going to touch. Okay, maybe I will a little. By that logic, every single person, many foods, and most animals could easily be considered loaded guns ready to go off. A bag of Planters Peanuts is arguably more dangerous than a regular dog.
Its tough to prove piss/crap violations for both humans and canines, as you have to catch them in the act. Don't forget, when you're Downtown, that's likely not animal excrement you are smelling/seeing.
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02-28-2009, 10:45 PM
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#120
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Ahahahaha, I go watch a movie and come back to find this epic thread!
DESS, the city is considering rezoning the dog park near the airport for commercial development. You should come to the open house sessions and raise your opinions. I'll be there to voice my opinion to keep the entire area (or at least some of it) open to dogs. These are the sessions:
March 4, 2009, 4:30pm-8:00pm
Balzac Community Hall
Highway 566, Balzac
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March 5, 2009, 4:30pm-8:00pm
Rocky Mountain Rooms A & B,
Radisson Hotel Calgary Airport,
2120 - 16th Ave N.E., Calgary
Put your money where your mouth is big guy.
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