08-20-2008, 03:57 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Calgary
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Agree with the older, experienced woman... Small town Alberta, was 16 and went to a local hockey game with daughter of a family friend who was about 23... after the game it was dark and she drove me home after we stopped on a pitch black country road to get in the back seat of her 1990 honda accord (not much room) and did stuff.
What was that movie where they had people doing it in the car while driving really fast?... yeah we didn't do that.
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08-20-2008, 04:35 PM
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#102
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
How about chick, with terrible singing voice, brutalizing your favourite rock tunes? Hot?
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Totally, if I can filter Jar Jar Binks out of the Star Wars prequels, I can filter out a hot girl with no singing talent. Plus the people who sang my favorite rock tunes, not really talented.
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08-20-2008, 04:39 PM
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#103
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Maybe you should start hanging out with more straight dudes then.
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There were lots of straight guys in the room. Then I started singing...
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Originally Posted by Lithium
Depends what they're wearing.
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I was totally clothed, so not hot, I guess.
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Totally, if I can filter Jar Jar Binks out of the Star Wars prequels, I can filter out a hot girl with no singing talent. Plus the people who sang my favorite rock tunes, not really talented.
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Well, there's the difference. I was singing, not a hot chick. 
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08-20-2008, 05:50 PM
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#104
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Well, there's the difference. I was singing, not a hot chick. |
Ok, I totally mistyped my answer, let me try that again.
I can completely filter out a hot chicks bad singing voice because she's hot.
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08-20-2008, 06:03 PM
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#105
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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umm for the record, being in a real rock band works pretty well too. 
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08-20-2008, 09:22 PM
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#106
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Never understood why women thinking it taking a long time is a compliment. Maybe he was gay(ish).
and ya vanflames fan, clearly jahnnyb was either hammered, gay or was banging and absolute warpig. |
A long time isn't any more fun for a woman than 30 seconds is. Unless you are talking all the good stuff that happens before the actual act. Then more is more.
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08-20-2008, 10:03 PM
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#107
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
A long time isn't any more fun for a woman than 30 seconds is. Unless you are talking all the good stuff that happens before the actual act. Then more is more.
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What is all this "good stuff" you're referring to?
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08-20-2008, 10:32 PM
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#108
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
What is all this "good stuff" you're referring to?
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dinner and a movie!
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08-20-2008, 11:28 PM
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#109
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Where the wrong sweater came from.
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Note to self: No more posting when you are half asleep, you will confuse people.
Last edited by E.h; 08-21-2008 at 12:01 AM.
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08-20-2008, 11:47 PM
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#110
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Originally Posted by E.h
So here is the problem, a challenge really. How do I go about telling my mother , my father will most likely just shed a tear and crack me open a cold one and silently thank some greater power that I didn't turn out to be homosexual (Not that there is anything wrong with that, he would love me either way, he is still just a bit old school in his thinking ) as this is how he deals with emotional situations.
You see I always figured I could you know lie, later on wife gets impregnated, the milk man did it sort of deal, I know I'll have to do it eventually but how ?
Maybe some things can just go unsaid, you know don't ask and I want tell deal.
P.S Obviously I'll be a Rockband supporter for the rest of my life, O and as far as women and video games go, usually hot ( As long as all they do isn't video games) but give me a chick who likes Football ( The real version where you acctually use your foot to kick around a ball) and/or hockey and I'll marry her on the spot and let the milk man take care of the child producing aspect of it all.
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This is possibly the most confusing post I have ever read on Calgarypuck.
My first time was awkward and wraped up in about 15 minutes and afterwards our friends were downstairs asking "how was it"
In hindsight it would have been better to wait and do it with a different girl (I was 13) but there's not too many do-overs in life so I'll take it.
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08-20-2008, 11:48 PM
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#111
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Uncle Chester
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Why in blue blazes would you tell your mom?
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08-20-2008, 11:56 PM
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#112
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Where the wrong sweater came from.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
Why in blue blazes would you tell your mom?
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That's a good question , I have no answer to. I've always been open with my parents I guess, forgive me it was dump question .
Also apologies for the confusing post, I guess I'm up to late to make any reasonable sense, please disregard.
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08-21-2008, 12:02 AM
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#113
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Quote:
Originally Posted by E.h
That's a good question , I have no answer to. I've always been open with my parents I guess, forgive me it was dump question .
Also apologies for the confusing post, I guess I'm up to late to make any reasonable sense, please disregard. |
Hey,
Don't worry about that. You'd be amazed what gets posted here. Everyone is welcome.
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08-21-2008, 12:10 AM
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#114
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Where the wrong sweater came from.
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Good to know, at least my spelling is reasonably accurate, as I have noticed that flaw to be a consistent pet peeve of many other posters.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go study up on everything Calgary Flames related, so you veterans don't kick my butt to bad.
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08-21-2008, 12:15 AM
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#115
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Quote:
Originally Posted by E.h
Good to know, at least my spelling is reasonably accurate, as I have noticed that flaw to be a consistent pet peeve of many other posters.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go study up on everything Calgary Flames related, so you veterans don't kick my butt to bad.
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Good night Sir,
With luck we'll talk again another time.
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08-21-2008, 09:16 AM
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#116
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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nm
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Last edited by Locke; 08-21-2008 at 09:16 AM.
Reason: nm
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08-21-2008, 10:29 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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In a shower.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-21-2008, 11:23 AM
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#118
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
In a shower.
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Showers are a great place.
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08-21-2008, 11:29 AM
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#119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by foofighter15
umm for the record, being in a real rock band works pretty well too. |
Why do you know someone?
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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08-21-2008, 11:32 AM
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#120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Sorry MRC, I just couldnt resist taking this shot at foo, had to be done.
And your first post, while a little off-putting was hilarious, especially with the 'useless without pics' comment.
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Honest, RockBand is awesome for that! For whatever reason after I play it with my friends, I get some action. I'm 4 for my last 4.
Here I thought it was a gay thing...nice to see that the "RockBand lay" crosses all orientations
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Quote:
Originally Posted by foofighter15
umm for the record, being in a real rock band works pretty well too. |
Get lots of guys with that gig do ya?
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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