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View Poll Results: How often do you 'poop'
Less than once a day. Is there something wrong with that? DON'T JUDGE ME! 18 10.29%
Once a day 78 44.57%
2-3 times a day 72 41.14%
3-5 times a day 5 2.86%
More than five times a day. I live on the throne. It is my kingdom 2 1.14%
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:00 AM   #101
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Am I the only one that loves to poo at work because the toilets there have stronger flushing power and I don't have to worry about potential cleanup?
I hate deucin at work, the toliet paper is the cheap 1 ply crap. I have to use like half the roll and make a catchers mitt in my hand before I even attempt to wipe.

The only good thing about crappin at work is wasting time.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:22 AM   #102
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I hate deucin at work, the toliet paper is the cheap 1 ply crap. I have to use like half the roll and make a catchers mitt in my hand before I even attempt to wipe.
That's why you bring your own roll. 3-ply or 2-ply charmain
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:27 AM   #103
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Usually just once, twice at most. However, this changes greatly when I consume mass quantities of cabbage. Lot's of time spent on the can then.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:56 AM   #104
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^^ I only found ONE of those types of toilets and it was on top of a mountain in Austria.. I just came back from 2.5 weeks in Sweden, Germany and Austria.
You got lucky! I haven't even been to Germany yet (also going for Oktoberfest) and I've discovered the poop shelf in 3 different countries. Even in the Czech Republic! I thought the commies would have had a decree to remove all German influenced toilets...
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:38 PM   #105
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What does Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet paper have in common??








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They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons
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