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Old 12-16-2007, 10:58 AM   #101
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The discussion of bad plastic surgery begins and ends with Jocelyn Wildenstein. (And, no, that isn't a transvestite...)

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Old 12-16-2007, 01:21 PM   #102
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The discussion of bad plastic surgery begins and ends with Jocelyn Wildenstein. (And, no, that isn't a transvestite...)

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...-8&sa=N&tab=wi


FFS, I am eating lunch. Sick... sick sick sick..
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:34 PM   #103
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What kind of doctor's are these that would do something like that?

It is pretty clearly not in the best interest of these people to have these procedures done. Aren't doctors under some sort of oath that they promise to care for people, not turn them into aliens?
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:35 PM   #104
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What kind of doctor's are these that would do something like that?

It is pretty clearly not in the best interest of these people to have these procedures done. Aren't doctors under some sort of oath that they promise to care for people, not turn them into aliens?
But their money is so green...
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:36 PM   #105
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That is some serious jerk-off material there.
I dunno, I think even the furries might take a step back and say "uh uh, TOO MUCH MONKEY!!!"
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:01 PM   #106
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The discussion of bad plastic surgery begins and ends with Jocelyn Wildenstein. (And, no, that isn't a transvestite...)

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...-8&sa=N&tab=wi


not very nice of you to post pictures of rocky dennis
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:24 PM   #107
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The discussion of bad plastic surgery begins and ends with Jocelyn Wildenstein. (And, no, that isn't a transvestite...)

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...-8&sa=N&tab=wi





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Old 12-16-2007, 03:08 PM   #108
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From wikipedia.

"After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began an affair. Then approximately fifty years old, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Some have claimed that the initial surgeries were a success, but that when Alec again began engaging in affairs, Jocelyne decided to attempt to transform herself to resemble one of the giant cats beloved by her husband"


That's some seriously messed up stuff right there.
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:10 PM   #109
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"After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began an affair. Then approximately fifty years old, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Some have claimed that the initial surgeries were a success, but that when Alec again began engaging in affairs, Jocelyne decided to attempt to transform herself to resemble one of the giant cats beloved by her husband"


That's some seriously messed up stuff right there.
Holy Christ, you mean she wanted to look like that, she's not a victim of some completely f$$ked up surgical scarring. My god, her doctor should be fired for allowing her to do this. And she honestly think that her husband has some kind of doing the family cat fantasy.

Thats messed up.
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:26 PM   #110
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"After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began an affair. Then approximately fifty years old, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Some have claimed that the initial surgeries were a success, but that when Alec again began engaging in affairs, Jocelyne decided to attempt to transform herself to resemble one of the giant cats beloved by her husband"


That's some seriously messed up stuff right there.
Oh thank god he only loved cats.

Could you imagine if her husband liked pugs or iguanas as much as he liked cats?
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Old 12-16-2007, 06:14 PM   #111
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You look like a 'cat,' you smell like a 'cat,' are you a 'cat?'
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Old 12-16-2007, 06:23 PM   #112
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Wonder if he's ever stumbled home drunk and mistook the cap for his wife.

She's a LOLCATZ poster waiting to happen.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:04 PM   #113
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Those Jim Henson puppets are WAY hotter than that wretched butter face. Poor bas*d, she did that for some ###### named Alec? No Baldwin is worth that.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:07 PM   #114
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I can't believe how many times this thread has been derailed.

For the record:

Tara Reid: oops you became ugly.

Firefly: I bet lots of the guys on this site would love to have a woman like you.

That last "woman": Holy shat.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:17 PM   #115
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"After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began an affair. Then approximately fifty years old, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Some have claimed that the initial surgeries were a success, but that when Alec again began engaging in affairs, Jocelyne decided to attempt to transform herself to resemble one of the giant cats beloved by her husband"
I think her doctor must have seen the wrong "Catwoman", then, as she looks more like a diseased, coke-snorting chimp than any kind of cat. Besides, wouldn't it have been cheaper (and less horrifically life-destroying) to just get a costume made?

Or she could have run a sting on him with Halle Berry, as I'm pretty sure she's looking for work - any work - now.
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Old 12-16-2007, 09:46 PM   #116
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She looks like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast.


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Old 12-17-2007, 07:15 AM   #117
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The discussion of bad plastic surgery begins and ends with Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I'm not so sure..........

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