06-15-2006, 03:01 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Originally Posted by Wookie
It's been 17 days since this mid-20's male became an expert in this situation. That's right, Wookie switched teams!
I think at some point I'll have a better perspective then anyone participating in this thread becuase it doesn't sound like anyone here did it at an age past a few days. Except maybe Photon's experience as that sounds horrible.
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Well everyone was giving Ben Roethlisberger hell for not wearing a helmet. I suppose we'd be hippocrites if we mad fun of you now.
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06-15-2006, 03:18 PM
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#102
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Originally Posted by Wookie
It's been 17 days since this mid-20's male became an expert in this situation. That's right, Wookie switched teams!
I think at some point I'll have a better perspective then anyone participating in this thread becuase it doesn't sound like anyone here did it at an age past a few days. Except maybe Photon's experience as that sounds horrible.
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I had to read that about 4 times trying to figure out if you were saying that you were gay for the last 17 days.
Trust me though, all the snozzle sporting anteaters I know are lazy, overweight layabouts that cheat their taxes and defraud senior citizens of pension income. Nice to see you've finally figured this out!!!
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06-15-2006, 03:18 PM
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#103
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary Satellite Community
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Originally Posted by Neeper
AGAINST
How hard is it to pull it back and wash it?? And the best part is, you don't have to shake, you can just pinch the rest out.
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I think this may qualify as too much information as well.
Sounds like the touque fraternity have to spend far too much time playing with themselves.
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06-15-2006, 03:19 PM
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#104
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
I ditched the helmet when I was 6, and I have found life alot easier with it done. It doesn't get infected, and women seem to like it better, too.
That said, what women wouldn't like a 13 1/2 " johnson, skin or no skin?
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06-15-2006, 03:23 PM
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#105
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Chick Magnet
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
I had to read that about 4 times trying to figure out if you were saying that you were gay for the last 17 days.
Trust me though, all the snozzle sporting anteaters I know are lazy, overweight layabouts that cheat their taxes and defraud senior citizens of pension income. Nice to see you've finally figured this out!!!
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Oh crap! 
I still play the same sport, just changed equipment sponsers.
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06-15-2006, 03:28 PM
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#106
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by greyshep
I think this may qualify as too much information as well.
Sounds like the touque fraternity have to spend far too much time playing with themselves.
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so does the one about the guys friend's son who had goat cheese coming out of it.
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06-15-2006, 03:29 PM
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#107
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
I ditched the helmet when I was 6, and I have found life alot easier with it done. It doesn't get infected, and women seem to like it better, too.
That said, what women wouldn't like a 13 1/2 " johnson, skin or no skin?
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cause when you were 6 you got all the hotties in bed.
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06-15-2006, 03:31 PM
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#108
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by RedMan12
People asked....
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Seriously man, you don't have to share. 
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06-15-2006, 03:36 PM
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#109
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary Satellite Community
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Originally Posted by RedMan12
so does the one about the guys friend's son who had goat cheese coming out of it.
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Fair enough.
But I think you are merging two of my posts to come up with that.
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06-15-2006, 03:55 PM
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#110
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
You honestly think that there has never been someone that made a late decision on this?
What if you converted to Judaism late in life? I'm sure there are many people that have tried this out.
Once again, Lanny has something, therefore(skin) Lanny must defend it to the end of the earth because its the greatest. Just like his 350z roadster can beat a Ferrari  |
Wow, what brought that little tirade on? All I did was question the validity of the data as it didn't make any sense. Didn't defend anything as being better or worse, as I have no idea how the other option would feel.
Oh, and I still love my Z, but don't exaggerate it like you seem to. Big difference between a piece of crap Mustang GT and a Ferrari. Hey, you still jonesing for that ******y little Neon?
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06-15-2006, 04:14 PM
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#111
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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I'm pretty darn happy my parents let me keep it. I don't get why I'd 'bank on' my kid getting an infection... seems like a loser attitude
I _will_ bank on him getting his freak on, and see no reason to deprive him of even .1% sensation. After sex... there's not much else out there... for a man.
How many people are honestly getting infected and are forced to get circumcised at an older age? If its above 2-3%... colour me shocked.
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06-15-2006, 06:25 PM
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#112
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Chick Magnet
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Last edited by Wookie; 06-15-2006 at 06:30 PM.
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06-15-2006, 06:39 PM
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#113
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Scoring Winger
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I am in the for group. So Jpold, did you get a chance to take a look at it yet?
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06-15-2006, 07:27 PM
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#114
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by droopydrew19
I had an uncle that had to have it done when he was 16. My mother said it was a life altering event for him.
Also without trying to sound like a pig.....
Do women like to peel their banana before they eat it or would they like it peeled?
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I like my banana peeled or unpeeled, but if it's unpeeled there's more to play with... a person could stimulate it in two directions at once. Seems the peeled ones are usually larger and more firm, but my personal sample size of bananas is relatively small. Also, I'm more likely to eat a peeled banana in the heat of the moment as the unpeeled ones are more likely to be a little too ripe by the end of the day.
TMI? 
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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06-15-2006, 07:52 PM
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#115
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Also, I'm more likely to eat a peeled banana in the heat of the moment as the unpeeled ones are more likely to be a little too ripe by the end of the day.
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*gag*
What do you think this is, calgaryporn.com?
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06-15-2006, 09:40 PM
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#116
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
*gag*
What do you think this is, calgaryporn.com?
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*gag* is correct. I can't believe I get called out for mentioning overripe fruit in a thread where persons are discussing the pros and cons of circumcision. 
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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06-15-2006, 09:46 PM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by FireFly
*gag*
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Last edited by browna; 06-15-2006 at 09:48 PM.
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06-15-2006, 09:48 PM
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#118
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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muhahahaha, my post is no longer the most explicit...
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06-15-2006, 09:54 PM
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#119
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by RedMan12
muhahahaha, my post is no longer the most explicit...
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She was just talking about fruit. You must have a dirty mind!
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06-15-2006, 09:58 PM
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#120
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Retired
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
My dog hasn't been the same since...
on an penis related note...
Has anyone seen that Dyck Insuracne place on the east side of Crowchild trail? I think it used to be Dyck Registries, because one day I was driving by with someone, and came up with the absolute gold tidbit...."Oh man....first the gun registry and now this?" Which was a perfect seguay into the "I was just cleaning it" joke. |
I thought it used to be Dyck's eyeglasses, seriously.
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