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Azure · 06-14-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

You mean Satan?

Ouch.

J pold · 06-14-2006, 04:36 PM

On the day of our math 30 diploma I intentionally didn’t pick up my friend when I told him I would the night before, it was pay back for a whole year of always being late and never being ready on time, I honestly thought that someone at his home would be there to drive him, but he had to call his dad in from work to get him there, he was late to the exam and had to rush to finish, to this day I have always said he never asked me.

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by J pold

On the day of our math 30 diploma I intentionally didn’t pick up my friend when I told him I would the night before, it was pay back for a whole year of always being late and never being ready on time, I honestly thought that someone at his home would be there to drive him, but he had to call his dad in from work to get him there, he was late to the exam and had to rush to finish, to this day I have always said he never asked me.

What a dickish thing to do. I had a buddy do something similar to me. He claimed I was always, when in fact he never gave me a specific time he was picking me up. I got him back though when I let all the air out of his tires at school.

Mr.Coffee · 06-14-2006, 04:40 PM

sounds like you two know each other..

Dynamic · 06-14-2006, 04:43 PM

I fell into a fountain at West Edmonton Mall.......

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamic

I fell into a fountain at West Edmonton Mall.......

I would've ****ed in it.

J pold · 06-14-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

What a dickish thing to do. I had a buddy do something similar to me. He claimed I was always, when in fact he never gave me a specific time he was picking me up. I got him back though when I let all the air out of his tires at school.

The real bad thing was that he was really never that late ever, in fact I can only think of once or twice a in the entire school year he was, but I was still bent up about them, I just can't stand it when I go to pick people up and they aren't ready

Lombogirl · 06-14-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper

I've usually had sex in my mind with any women I find attractive within the first 30 seconds of seeing them.

More of my little secrets...
I am completely naive when it comes to guys. I read some of these posts and my jaw drops. I don't know anything about men.

Same as you Eastern Girl, I always cry in movies. Although I don't even try to hide it, everyone knows what a wimp I am. And I have cried at a couple of those long distance phone commercials too.

When I eat M&M's or Smarties, I have to eat the colors in equal amounts or I feel guilty for favoring some over others.

return to the red · 06-14-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

When I eat M&M's or Smarties, I have to eat the colors in equal amounts or I feel guilty for favoring some over others.

now that is just weird haha

Buff · 06-14-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamic

I fell into a fountain at West Edmonton Mall.......

Let me guess, you're using the word "fell" loosely.

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

More of my little secrets...
I am completely naive when it comes to guys. I read some of these posts and my jaw drops. I don't know anything about men.

Actually, I consider myself a tad "eccentric" so don't trust anything I say.

Eastern Girl · 06-14-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

More of my little secrets...
I am completely naive when it comes to guys. I read some of these posts and my jaw drops. I don't know anything about men.

Same as you Eastern Girl, I always cry in movies. Although I don't even try to hide it, everyone knows what a wimp I am. And I have cried at a couple of those long distance phone commercials too.

When I eat M&M's or Smarties, I have to eat the colors in equal amounts or I feel guilty for favoring some over others.

Same here. I always have to count and see how many of each colour is left before eating the next one.

As for men, I am more jaded. I always just assume the worst when it comes to men.

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 04:58 PM

Alright, I'll post something I should actually be ashamed of. I have this thing about wanting to sleep with my friends' girlfriends. Pretty sure I'd never actually do it though. I could want nothing to do with the chick beforehand but once they start dating my friend/friends I want to sleep with them.

Maritime Q-Scout · 06-14-2006, 05:21 PM

rubecube, gotta admit that I'll do the same thing from time to time. I think it has to do with the fact you KNOW you can't. As long as you don't act on it I don't see a problem, lol.

Eastern Girl, not all guys are up to the worst... for example, yours truely.

Lombogirl, not all guys are evil, and disgusting, take a swing by Nova Scotia and I'll take you out for a cup of coffee and tell you all about how there are still good guys out there

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

rubecube, gotta admit that I'll do the same thing from time to time. I think it has to do with the fact you KNOW you can't. As long as you don't act on it I don't see a problem, lol.

I don't know if that's it. I mean, I KNOW I can't play hockey for the Edmonton Oiler but that doesn't make me want to play for them.

Buff · 06-14-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Same here. I always have to count and see how many of each colour is left before eating the next one.

As for men, I am more jaded. I always just assume the worst when it comes to men.

Just b/c I would tease you in the gamethreads when I knew you weren't able to watch the games? Sheesh! You gotta learn to relax!

Antithesis · 06-14-2006, 05:28 PM

Count me in as one of the Amateur Road Police ... for some reason it absolutely irritates me to no end when people try to "sneak up" in the rightmost lanes at Anderson and Glenmore going north on Deerfoot. I always assume that at that time of day (rush hour) there isn't anyone that shouldn't know better and that they are just trying to gain some petty advantage ... so I try to be petty myself and deny it to them, by driving dangerously when I am otherwise a very careful driver. Need to work on that one ...

I am counting down the days until the end of classes ... love my job, but I'd like a break ...

I used to (when I was really younger) have this idea that girls didn't fart or #2 ... I guess it just doesn't seem ladylike haha ...

I'm a reforming grammar nazi ...

Maritime Q-Scout · 06-14-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

I don't know if that's it. I mean, I KNOW I can't play hockey for the Edmonton Oiler but that doesn't make me want to play for them.

well if one of your friends was dating Courtney Love would you want to do the wild monkey dance of love with her?

Courtney Love is the Edmonton Oilers of women

(Rosie O'Donnell would be the Vancouver Canucks)

rubecube · 06-14-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

well if one of your friends was dating Courtney Love would you want to do the wild monkey dance of love with her?

Courtney Love is the Edmonton Oilers of women

(Rosie O'Donnell would be the Vancouver Canucks)

I'd probably do Courtney Love.

Antithesis · 06-14-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

well if one of your friends was dating Courtney Love would you want to do the wild monkey dance of love with her?

Courtney Love is the Edmonton Oilers of women

(Rosie O'Donnell would be the Vancouver Canucks)

I think you're spot on with Courtney Love = Edmonton, but wouldn't Vancouver be the vapid airhead type? Say ... Jessica Simpson? I dunno, she's too good-looking. We need someone who's vapid, completely idiotic, high on themselves while not being all that good looking and very annoying all at the same time ... but I've somehow managed to get off-topic in an off-topic thread ...