Denver is No Good: The Trash Talk thread

[Strange Brew]

Originally Posted by TheScorpion

Ooooh, it's the David Jones series! Well I guess I know which jersey I'm wearing to Game Five

To paraphrase the great Apollo Creed, “Ain’t gonna be no game 5”.

[RM14]

[81MC]

Colorado’s watertable is full of noxious substances. Their air is full of second hand burnout smoke. Pfft, I’m half surprised they can stumble their way to an arena, let alone ice a one line team.

[Jacks]

Unrelated but not worth starting a thread for.
Anyone know where to find player stats by team that show traded players properly?
For instance seems like every site, when you pull up Dallas, has Zuccarello with 2 games played. I've looked at every sports site I can think of.


Edit: Figures, next site I tried has it. For those having the same problem.
https://hockeydraft.ca/team-stats.aspx

[Five-hole]

People in Denver hold the door for you when you're awkwardly far away.

[Roughneck]

Originally Posted by thefoss1957

In fairness...that franchise is now in New Jersey!

We rescued him from the city as much as the franchise. Denver is no good!

[iamca]

Haha

Some real nice smack talk. I've lived in Colorado too long to admit, but here goes:

Avalanche fans are fair weather, how fair weather: if the Broncos are announcing a new proposal to the onside kick, half the state stands around with their mouths hanging open.

Their jerseys are hideous as are there primary colors.

The Can aka The Pepsi Center is a horrid example of a newer barn, worst thing no splash panels between the urinals...disgusting!

Too many drugs to list. Marijuana is like an appetizer on the kids menu in Colorado.

Wind, wind, and more wind. Way more wind than snow every winter, spring, and fall.

Denver is a dirty place, which reminds me of the Avs and their fans.

I-25 the only north and south route, full of traffic, pot holes, and a-hole drivers.

So dry, year round that Denver is officially known as Boogerville.

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[SebC]

'C' on your jersey > 'A' on you jersey - that's just a basic hockey fact.

[Mattman]

Colorado's captain has been suspended longer this season than the Flames captain has in his career.

D=NG

[Insufficient Funds]

The people of Colorado put their toilet paper rolls to feed from the bottom. When will this senseless, germ filled tradition end?

[Prufrock]

Colorado fans stop walking in the middle of crowded hallways.

[CaptainYooh]

Originally Posted by Prufrock

Colorado fans stop walking in the middle of crowded hallways.

Pretty much like all of Oilers' and Leafs' fans at the Saddledome concourse.

[Vinny01]

Looking forward to those who are far better than I to get the photoshops, memes and other digital punches in the face to the Avs.

[JBR]

Avalanche fans in group 3 try to board when they call group 2.

[Groot]

MacKinnon stops in merge lanes
Landeskog puts milk in the bowl first and pours cereal in after
Rantanen orders his steak well-done
Jost once kicked a puppy at a baby
Soderberg doesn't tip servers
Barrie puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge
Compher purposely sneezes on people when he's sick
Girard never washes his hands after using the bathroom
Andrighetto can't spell his own last name
Johnson gets on elevators before letting people get off
Kerfoot takes money from Salvation Army donation boxes
Wilson hits on girls at the gym
Nemeth doesnt rake sand traps or repair his ball mark when golfing
Nieto calls out his own name during sex
Zadorov still cuts the crusts off his sandwiches
Brassard stands on the left side of escalators
Cole's favourite comedian is Carlos Mencia
Bourque tells everyone his Dad's name is Ray
Grubauer claps at the end of movies
Varlamov pees in the shower

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by Groot

MacKinnon stops in merge lanes
Landeskog puts milk in the bowl first and pours cereal in after
Rantanen orders his steak well-done
Jost once kicked a puppy at a baby
Soderberg doesn't tip servers
Barrie puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge
Compher purposely sneezes on people when he's sick
Girard never washes his hands after using the bathroom
Andrighetto can't spell his own last name
Johnson gets on elevators before letting people get off
Kerfoot takes money from Salvation Army donation boxes
Wilson hits on girls at the gym
Nemeth doesnt rake sand traps or repair his ball mark when golfing
Nieto calls out his own name during sex
Zadorov still cuts the crusts off his sandwiches
Brassard stands on the left side of escalators
Cole's favourite comedian is Carlos Mencia
Bourque tells everyone his Dad's name is Ray
Grubauer claps at the end of movies
Varlamov pees in the shower

No. Not even Landeskog could be that much of an animal.

The universe would implode, triggering the Big Crunch (and I don't mean his corn flakes)

[Redliner]

Denver furniture stores rip the “do not remove” tags off their mattresses.

[GreenLantern2814]

Originally Posted by iamca

Haha[IMG][/IMG]

Some real nice smack talk. I've lived in Colorado too long to admit, but here goes:

Avalanche fans are fair weather, how fair weather: if the Broncos are announcing a new proposal to the onside kick, half the state stands around with their mouths hanging open.

Their jerseys are hideous as are there primary colors.

The Can aka The Pepsi Center is a horrid example of a newer barn, worst thing no splash panels between the urinals...disgusting!

Too many drugs to list. Marijuana is like an appetizer on the kids menu in Colorado.

Wind, wind, and more wind. Way more wind than snow every winter, spring, and fall.

Denver is a dirty place, which reminds me of the Avs and their fans.

I-25 the only north and south route, full of traffic, pot holes, and a-hole drivers.

So dry, year round that Denver is officially known as Boogerville.










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Why you got no chill, homie?

[TheScorpion]

I heard Nathan MacKinnon uses spit as hair gel.

[ColoradoFlamesFan]

These are really funny
I plan to carry this with me and use in person
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