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Old 02-09-2017, 09:02 AM   #101
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Share your way of making Kraft Dinner and prepare to defend yourself!

or not...

Regular KD Package then I add

Ketchup
Greek Spice
Italian Seasoning
Season salt
Pepper
Garlic salt

That has been my way since high school.
I felt sorry for you so i gave you a pity Thanks.
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:04 AM   #102
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Half of this is just adding more salt and cheese to your KD. At least ketchup adds a flavour variant.
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:05 AM   #103
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I felt sorry for you so i gave you a pity Thanks.
For that - I welcome you to the board
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:14 AM   #104
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You're all wrong.

Regular KD package

Double or triple butter, a tablespoon of 2%milk or less.

Eat fast
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:16 AM   #105
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Half of this is just adding more salt and cheese to your KD. At least ketchup adds a flavour variant.
The scientific terms would be flavor enhancer (=salt) vs. flavor masker (=ketchup).

One is for the refined 1%er palate, while the other is for the goat faced savage.
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:18 AM   #106
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It's only a masker if you're putting stupid amounts of ketchup in. If you can't taste cheese and ketchup at the same time, a hamburger must just blow your mind apart.
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I don't see the word "bacon" anywhere in here, so I know none of you have achieved the best Kraft Dinner like mine.
This thread could use more Crazy Bacon Legs
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:22 AM   #108
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Agree with the KD recipe with more butter less milk. I also generally make two packs simultaneously. In previous iterations where I used normal milk and ended up with KD "soup", dipping bread or combining it with chips or any combo never seemed to yield decent results.

I don't mess with KD. If I want to experiment or go gourmet, I make from scratch.

But a madman of a friend suggested combining mixing cooked ground beef to a batch of KD and adding it to nachos. I haven't tried it yet. Theoretically, I could see it being tasty, but KD's cheesiness is a different cheesiness than nachoes.

The same madman of a friend spreads goopy KD between slices of bread and claims it's no different to grilled cheese. I disagree with him.
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It's only a masker if you're putting stupid amounts of ketchup in. If you can't taste cheese and ketchup at the same time, a hamburger must just blow your mind apart.
Or I don't put ketchup on my burger because its for children.
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The best Kraft dinner contains absolutely nothing made by the Kraft corporation what so ever, get Italian pasta, make a bechemal sauce, add fresh grated cheese and sautéed onions and mushrooms then bake in oven for half an hour with a bread crumb topping.
If someone added mushrooms to my KD or any meal I would not be impressed.
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Or I don't put ketchup on my burger because its for children.
I mean we're talking about Kraft Dinner here. Not exactly an adult meal.
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Agree with the KD recipe with more butter less milk. I also generally make two packs simultaneously. In previous iterations where I used normal milk and ended up with KD "soup", dipping bread or combining it with chips or any combo never seemed to yield decent results.

I don't mess with KD. If I want to experiment or go gourmet, I make from scratch.

But a madman of a friend suggested combining mixing cooked ground beef to a batch of KD and adding it to nachos. I haven't tried it yet. Theoretically, I could see it being tasty, but KD's cheesiness is a different cheesiness than nachoes.

The same madman of a friend spreads goopy KD between slices of bread and claims it's no different to grilled cheese. I disagree with him.
I am mostly a traditionalist, only adding hotdogs occasionally.

If there is leftover taco meat, I do like combining that with KD, but I don't consider that KD anymore. It is more of a tomato-less beefaroni, which is awesome.
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I mean we're talking about Kraft Dinner here. Not exactly an adult meal.
KD transcends generations. It is the Joy Luck Club of the trailer park.
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I love cooking, but anybody suggesting making your own is missing the point in my opinion. It's good because it doesn't taste like real cheese. It's like frozen pizza... it's a unique species entirely.

I'm mainly a purist, but cream always helps when the mood strikes.
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I will be pleased to do it again.
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Sriracha Ketchup
Butter
Little bit of heavy cream
Bacon or sausage if avail
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Old 02-09-2017, 10:10 AM   #119
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What's with all the anti-ketchup business... eating KD without ketchup is like eating yellow cardboard.
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Butter
Cheese Whiz
Frank's RedHot
Milk
Ground beef and onion if i'm feeling frisky


If it needs more salt, I just use my own tears from thinking about all my terrible life choices that led me to the point of trying to "spice up" Kraft Dinner.
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