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Old 10-11-2018, 02:48 PM   #101
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We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name.
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Old 10-11-2018, 02:55 PM   #102
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I feel really sorry for the one boy named Teancum.
Dear god. I hope that's at least pronounced differently than what it looks like. Just imagine all the British prostitute jokes that kid will hear.
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28 Daxtons. Come on.
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Old 10-11-2018, 03:00 PM   #104
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Old 10-11-2018, 03:01 PM   #105
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Noah is lame.
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Old 10-11-2018, 03:29 PM   #106
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Old 10-11-2018, 03:56 PM   #107
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Ashoka is a Indian name. He was a famous emperor who ruled pretty much all of the Indian subcontinent from c. 268 to 232 BCE
Well yah, it's easy to conquer an empire of dudes with spears and stuff when you come down in a motherf****** spaceship.
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Oakland? WTF?
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:57 AM   #111
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Oakland? WTF?

Some of those I wonder if the parents thought they were asked "place of conception". That might also explain some of the car names.
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:18 AM   #112
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:24 AM   #113
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I noticed Anger, Charisma-Lee, Temperance, Riot, Roar, Steed, Steel, Stone, Uno and Xyrañus.
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Old 10-13-2018, 09:26 AM   #114
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We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name.
Seems a bit Oilers-y.
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Seems a bit Oilers-y.
Is it? Do they have an Ethan? I remember Ethan Moreau but apparently he last played for them in 2010 and now I feel old.
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Lol 28 Daxton's? I like the ones that people just say eff it, I'll spell it the way I want. Benjammin? Whatever, its like reggae and stuff.
Whenever I see some of these insane names all I can think about is when they're filling out the Birth Certificate:

"I understand that you havent slept in days, one of you has been heavily medicated on sedatives mostly used on horses and the other has been downing coffee and Red Bulls spiked with three different types of booze and crushed Vicodin.

Now here...fill out this legal document. What could go wrong?"
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Old 10-13-2018, 10:00 AM   #117
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Whenever I see some of these insane names all I can think about is when they're filling out the Birth Certificate:

"I understand that you havent slept in days, one of you has been heavily medicated on sedatives mostly used on horses and the other has been downing coffee and Red Bulls spiked with three different types of booze and crushed Vicodin.

Now here...fill out this legal document. What could go wrong?"
You give the drugs too much credit. Most of these names are picked out well in advance of the birth.
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Old 10-13-2018, 10:09 AM   #118
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We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name.
Much better to have a semi popular name than one of these oddly spelt "trending" names that will be WTF were we thinking moments in 5 years.
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1 kid named Chad....two named Chadly. Didnt think I would see the day where I was outnumbered by people named Chadly....For girls....8 pages of names starting with A.
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You give the drugs too much credit. Most of these names are picked out well in advance of the birth.
Well then....



I was trying to give people who made bad name choices a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card by blaming it on shady Doctors playing pranks on new parents at their most vulnerable moment, but if what you say is true there is going to be a lot of kids with parental resentment in the near future.
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