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Old 04-15-2016, 08:25 PM   #101
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These crocs slip off just as easily as they slipped on ladies
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Old 04-15-2016, 08:27 PM   #102
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I'm 43, get mistaken for 5 to 10 years younger, feel 20 years older.
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:12 PM   #103
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Apparently I look significantly different ages depending on what I wear. I should probably get more stylish professional clothes.
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:22 PM   #104
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Lol, the story was believable until the part about them running their hand through your hair ha ha. That sounds more like the start of a porno.
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:28 PM   #106
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There is this guy at my new job who I was talking to, when he told me how long he'd been working here and his previous job I was stunned, the dude is 52 and looks max 30.
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:35 PM   #107
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But on the inside I feel about 56.
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...Having met you recently, I would agree
Is it that obvious?
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:53 PM   #108
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Old 04-16-2016, 01:07 PM   #109
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Old 04-16-2016, 01:33 PM   #110
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Just at the mall, and something made me think of this thread, since it's sorta about age: You know you're starting to get old when you see a milf with her pretty, early 20s'ish daughter, and the milf is the one you're checking out.

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Old 04-16-2016, 02:27 PM   #111
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32 going on 18. My gf gets id when we are together, yet everyone at work thought I was 19-20.
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Old 04-16-2016, 05:18 PM   #112
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I got lucky with my family gene's, in my 50's, full head of hair with very little grey, no arthritis or other common medical ailments.

That said, if I drop dead soon say a phony prayer for me.
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Old 04-16-2016, 05:21 PM   #113
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Apparently I look significantly different ages depending on what I wear. I should probably get more stylish professional clothes.
Or at least wear clothes, after 30 just about everyone looks older in the nude.
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Old 04-16-2016, 07:39 PM   #114
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32 here and rarely does anyone guess me past late 20s. I regularly have clients say "Oh you're about my daughter's age, she's 24!"

Fortunately I was blessed with good genes (the women on my mom's side all age gloriously), I've never been much for tanning, never smoked a day in my life, no kids and no husband.

Meanwhile my sisters who both smoke heavily and have a string of bad relationships are both aging pretty pretty badly. While out for drinks with my younger sister a couple of months ago--I was carded, she wasn't. That didn't make her too happy. (I loved it, however).

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Old 04-16-2016, 09:18 PM   #115
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At 33 I still have the same awkward proportions, same height and same weight as when I was 16.

It's not uncommon for me to get ID'ed when going to the liquor store or at a bar.

Sadly I look almost identical to my avatar.
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Old 04-16-2016, 09:55 PM   #116
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I'm 29. If I am clean shaven people usually guess 25. When I'm not, I get 28-30.
Massive range dude.
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Old 04-16-2016, 10:51 PM   #117
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With beard; 41

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Old 04-16-2016, 11:53 PM   #118
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I just turned 30 but get carded sometimes which is always nice. Often told I have a youthful face. Though if I didn't dye/highlight my hair on the regular I would definitely look older. Have a growing streak of WHITE hair on the left side of my hairline. Its a pain in the ass to keep covered up so it will be nice to eventually just rock the Cruella De Vil
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Old 04-17-2016, 12:09 AM   #119
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With beard I look my age. When I shave I look probably around 5-7 years younger. I've got the baby face which I hate and that's why I like growing my beard.
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Old 04-17-2016, 12:16 AM   #120
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I'm 27 years old, got new glasses and now get asked for ID about 3 times as much as I did before. Feels good, man.
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