07-30-2013, 09:10 PM
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Is this for real?
I got through three pages without anyone questioning this haha. But come on some of these are too ridiculous and stereotypical to be a real person. Right?
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07-30-2013, 09:19 PM
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#102
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Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube
Is this for real?
I got through three pages without anyone questioning this haha. But come on some of these are too ridiculous and stereotypical to be a real person. Right?
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i just dont understand why you Canadians think this is not Real...and you guys got fooled?what the Heck....
seriousLy i wanna get out of China and Live in that beautiful country named Canada
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07-30-2013, 09:23 PM
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#103
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This is obviously a troll job, just from the way he uses english, right from the first page. He's not making the "right" errors (in particular plurals are too good), and uses "cuz" and "man" and "lmao", among other things.
Also look at his use of tenses.
It was entertaining though.
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07-30-2013, 09:28 PM
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#104
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Originally Posted by Delgar
This is obviously a troll job, just from the way he uses english, right from the first page. He's not making the "right" errors (in particular plurals are too good), and uses "cuz" and "man" and "lmao", among other things.
Also look at his use of tenses.
It was entertaining though.
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dude..i watch American movie a lot ...surely i understand the slang
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07-30-2013, 09:29 PM
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#105
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Originally Posted by qiang
dude..i watch American movie a lot ...surely i understand the slang
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You're chinese and you're fully fluent in english.
And I haven't seen a movie use "lmao".
I've never met a chinese person who in some sentences has mastered the past, present and future tenses in English (which don't exist in Mandarin) but in others fakes the verb to use no tense. Its like you're slipping out of character.
Last edited by Kjesse; 07-30-2013 at 09:31 PM.
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07-30-2013, 09:29 PM
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#106
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Originally Posted by qiang
i just dont understand why you Canadians think this is not Real...and you guys got fooled?what the Heck....
seriousLy i wanna get out of China and Live in that beautiful country named Canada
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Then workwise... Probably fast food, or cleaning services.
Your education is worthless here and you'll have lots of difficulty communicating with people. You'll have the same trouble getting a job as someone who only has high school and no practical work experience.
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07-30-2013, 09:31 PM
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#107
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Originally Posted by qiang
i just dont understand why you Canadians think this is not Real...and you guys got fooled?what the Heck....
seriousLy i wanna get out of China and Live in that beautiful country named Canada
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The name of your Canadian doctor wife?
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07-30-2013, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube
Then workwise... Probably fast food, or cleaning services.
Your education is worthless here and you'll have lots of difficulty communicating with people. You'll have the same trouble getting a job as someone who only has high school and no practical work experience.
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those kids from high school?i think their English level is way better to me ...so sad
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07-30-2013, 09:34 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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Smells like  ....but perhaps it's legit.
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07-30-2013, 09:38 PM
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#110
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Originally Posted by qiang
those kids from high school?i think their English level is way better to me ...so sad
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Have you been in touch with any organizations like this: http://www.immigrantservicescalgary.ca/language/chinese
I don't know this organization in Calgary, but similar organizations in other Canadian cities offer a lot to support new immigrants.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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07-30-2013, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Delgar
You're chinese and you're fully fluent in english.
And I haven't seen a movie use "lmao".
I've never met a chinese person who in some sentences has mastered the past, present and future tenses in English (which don't exist in Mandarin) but in others fakes the verb to use no tense. Its like you're slipping out of character.
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lmao.so..u..think i am a Canadian actually and wanna fool the ppl here?
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07-30-2013, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
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well..dear Shanghai avatar...
i wanna know why you spent the period of your life in China...cuz its EASY to hit those simple stupid unaffected Chinese females ?
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07-30-2013, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by qiang
lmao.so..u..think i am a Canadian actually and wanna fool the ppl here?
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I don't know where you live or your nationality. You appear to be fluent in English and likely Mandarin. You either live in China or know how to use a proxy server.
But you're faking your lack of fluency in English.
It is/was funny though. But it was time to call it out as others were already starting to.
You're not Jim Shergil. You could be The President on another tour.
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07-30-2013, 09:46 PM
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#114
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Actually one of the first things I did was confirm his IP address.  |
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Sorry- yes it is.
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Netflix thinks I'm in America so I'd imagine it would be easy to trick you guys if he wanted.
Let's be honest, it's probably Beerfest.
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07-30-2013, 09:47 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Originally Posted by qiang
dude..i watch American movie a lot ...surely i understand the slang
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"Borat" is not a good movie to model your English on. Do not watch any more "Borat"!
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07-30-2013, 09:54 PM
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"Borat" is not a good movie to model your English on. Do not watch any more "Borat"!
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i absolutely dislike that gay movie...
i like those shocking type like fast and furious or 007
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07-30-2013, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Netflix thinks I'm in America so I'd imagine it would be easy to trick you guys if he wanted.
Let's be honest, it's probably Beerfest.
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Hey dear friend..u wanna have a bet with me?
what if i am a Chinese and Live in China?
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07-30-2013, 10:02 PM
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#118
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Originally Posted by qiang
what if i am a Chinese and Live in China?
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Then please learn to drive and wear deodorant prior to arriving in Canada.
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07-30-2013, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Then please learn to drive and wear deodorant prior to arriving in Canada.
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deodorant?Chinese doesnt have IT at all...not like you white and Black
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07-30-2013, 10:09 PM
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#120
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Originally Posted by qiang
deodorant?Chinese doesnt have IT at all...
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I know... 
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