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Old 07-18-2013, 01:52 PM   #101
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One of the morals of the story for our horny MLA is next time go with the escort agency and not Backpage.
Morals?

This corrupt earth is so completely devoid of morals it should be nuked into glass and salted for good measure.

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Old 07-19-2013, 10:15 AM   #102
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The only way he will learn his lesson is if you put him in a room full of 20 escorts and dont allow him to leave the room until..................

Worked for me with cigarettes. haven't touched them since grade school.
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Has nothing to do with him being a PC member. I would be equally appalled with this from any married MLA - PC, WRP, NDP or LIB; male or female.


In related headlines --- something I can agree with Premier Redford on.


Alberta Premier Redford 'disgusted' by MLA's arrest in prostitution sting
The assumption he was married is incorrect, he is single with grown children. Not that it mattered legally, but the moral outrage over his infidelity can evaporate now.
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Old 07-19-2013, 03:28 PM   #104
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Fort McMurray MLA Mike Allen charged after prostitution sting

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A former Tory MLA arrested in connection with an undercover online prostitution sting in Minnesota has been charged.

Mike Allen -- a former Tory MLA for Fort McMurray-Wood Buffalo -- resigned from caucus Tuesday after he was arrested Monday by Minnesota cops conducting the undercover operation. He's now sitting as an independent MLA.

He faces one count of hiring or agreeing to hire a prostitute in a public place. The maximum sentence he faces is one year in prison and a $3,000 fine.
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“At approximately 7:24 p.m., Michael Trent Allen, the defendant herein, called the undercover officer in response to her advertisement and asked to schedule an appointment. At the defendant’s request, the officer explained the various costs, the amount of time, and the numbers of available women. The defendant asked for the officer’s address and took a limo to her motel.

“At approximately 8 p.m., the defendant arrived at the motel, called the officer again, and went to her room. The defendant agreed to pay $200.00 in exchange for sexual intercourse with two women for one hour while wearing a condom. The defendant placed the cash on the counter and began to undress. The undercover officer have a predetermined bust signal, whereupon other officers entered the room and placed the defendant under arrest.”
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Old 07-19-2013, 03:36 PM   #105
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How em-bare ass-ing. Literally caught with his pants down!
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Old 07-19-2013, 03:38 PM   #106
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So he was a male who was found soliciting a hooker... doesn't that cover off like 3/4 of the population in his constituency?!?
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:51 AM   #107
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Old 10-10-2013, 02:04 PM   #108
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Well Mike has gotten an amazing endorsement.....

Alberta Sex Workers Support Independent MLA Mike Allen

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In addition, sex workers in Mr. Allen's riding of Fort McMurray-Wood Buffalo want him to continue as their MLA. We feel he made a mistake taking his business out of Alberta to puritan St. Paul, Minnesota, but sex workers in his constituency are still pleased to have an MLA who values the services they offer.
"who values the services"... I bet he does.
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I wonder if the hookers up there call him the wood buffalo
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$200 for two women??!!

That is way cheaper than what he would pay in Fort Mac.

Seriously you can't pass up savings like that.
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$200 for two women??!!

That is way cheaper than what he would pay in Fort Mac.

Seriously you can't pass up savings like that.
You want an MLA who looks after the bottom line.
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:37 AM   #112
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a year in jail for banging a hooker? wtf? what kind of society do we live in?
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