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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
Come on. Did you have a squeeze and a squirt? Did you batter dip the corn dog? Did you take the skin boat to tuna town? Did you bump uglies? Did you bury the bone? Did you go out on bush patrol? Did you butter the muffin? Did you churn the butter? Did you fill the cream donut? Did you feed the kitty? Did you dip the pen in the ink? Did you play hide the salami? Did you shuck the oyster? Did you give her a hot beef injection? Did you lay pipe? Did you dance the mattress mambo? Did you part the pink sea? Did she give you a pickle tickle? Did you park the Plymouth in the love garage? Did she polish the porpose? Did you give her a poke in the whiskers? Did you dip the burrito in sour creme? Did you ride the baloney pony? Did you spear the bearded clam? Did you make a deposit in the ham wallet? Did you take “old one-eye” to the optometrist? Did you stuff the beaver?
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So you make a thread about a girl asking you for a your number like it's the most amazing thing that has happened in your life then you don't post what happened on the date?.... I smell BS...
Going from "OMG OMG GURL HAS ASKS ME OUT!!!"" then "LOLOL I DUN KISS N TELLLL TEHEHEHEHEE" Stuff like this annoys the hell out of me.. if you don't want the attention don't make a stupid thread about it.
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So you make a thread about a girl asking you for a your number like it's the most amazing thing that has happened in your life then you don't post what happened on the date?.... I smell BS...
Going from "OMG OMG GURL HAS ASKS ME OUT!!!"" then "LOLOL I DUN KISS N TELLLL TEHEHEHEHEE" Stuff like this annoys the hell out of me.. if you don't want the attention don't make a stupid thread about it.
well I was just taken back by what happened lol. Nothing like that had ever happened to me before, and it was a huge ego boost. So, I thought I would share it with you guys. does not mean I have to tell you how the date went