05-23-2012, 05:03 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Originally Posted by North East Goon
Newton and Toot cannot be re-created.
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Dude. those 2 are centaurs!!!! half midget half horse.
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05-23-2012, 07:46 PM
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#102
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by First Lady
Yes.
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So you're saying Wild Rose is pro money-shots?
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05-23-2012, 09:53 PM
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#103
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First Line Centre
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I think you need to video log your efforts. I would suggest a camcorder with at least 6 hours of time. That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of the trial.
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05-23-2012, 10:03 PM
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#104
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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05-23-2012, 10:21 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Its not like your going to buy a jar of the stuff, you're buying it by the straw and they range from a couple of bucks to thousands of bucks, and a straw doesn't carry all that much.
(My uncle used to breed bulls and made a small fortune at it)
The cost is based around lineage traits and if the bull is dead or not.
If you're doing it as a prank it could be very expensive to fill a bunch of paint balls with Bovine weiner wine. I don't know if a Straw is going to even fill a paint ball (1/2 mililitre per straw).
And if your going for a gross out joke why not take it all the way and use human sperm?
You just need to either man up for the extraction or hire someone to do it for you.
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Please tell us you made that up.
Last edited by RougeUnderoos; 05-23-2012 at 10:26 PM.
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05-23-2012, 10:36 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
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Not sure what the volume of a paintball is, but at those rates you'd be looking at $50-100 per (wait for it) shot.
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05-23-2012, 11:09 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Not sure what the volume of a paintball is, but at those rates you'd be looking at $50-100 per (wait for it) shot.
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talk about a money shot
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05-23-2012, 11:34 PM
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#108
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#1 Goaltender
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I could help you out, but I require a 30 minute turnaround. I could have 6 dozen or so filled up for you by next Tuesday at the absolute earliest.
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If ever there was an oilering
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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05-24-2012, 01:35 AM
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#109
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coquitlam, BC
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I cannot help you with bull sperm. But for the transfer into a paint ball, why not suck the paint out of the ball with a syringe, and then inject bull sperm back in?
Seal the sucker with a bit of glue and you're set!
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05-24-2012, 06:53 AM
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#110
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by BloodFetish
I cannot help you with bull sperm. But for the transfer into a paint ball, why not suck the paint out of the ball with a syringe, and then inject bull sperm back in?
Seal the sucker with a bit of glue and you're set!
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He may get a taste for paint, and the next thing you know he'll wanting to be changing the definition of the word marriage.
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05-24-2012, 07:15 AM
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#111
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Originally Posted by saskflames96
I could help you out, but I require a 30 minute turnaround. I could have 6 dozen or so filled up for you by next Tuesday at the absolute earliest.
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Aren't you 16?
Your turn around should be 30 seconds, not minutes.
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05-24-2012, 07:35 AM
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#112
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Aren't you 16?
Your turn around should be 30 seconds, not minutes.
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05-24-2012, 08:12 AM
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#113
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Lifetime Suspension
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Just defecate in them, like all normal people would do!
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05-24-2012, 04:54 PM
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#114
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Aren't you 16?
Your turn around should be 30 seconds, not minutes.
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Yeah, maybe three years ago.
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Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
If ever there was an oilering
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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05-24-2012, 04:57 PM
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#115
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Norm!
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Make sure you taste it for freshness.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-24-2012, 05:03 PM
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#116
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Make sure you taste it for freshness.
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05-24-2012, 06:23 PM
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#117
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DuffMan
just love using the word bukkake on the internet for some reason.
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Back when the internet was all about odd flash videos...
NSFW, if one didn't know any better...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake
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05-24-2012, 10:24 PM
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#118
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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best LOLcat ever
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05-24-2012, 10:36 PM
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#119
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So my dad is a vet. Azure has it right. A giant electric dildo, the size of your leg, goes in his ass. and they can crank up t he volts. Then a giant condom on a stick is used to collect the prize. So one day dad had a student in for the day. Same process but instead of the stick with a giant condom he told the guy he had to hold a vial the size of a sharpie to catch the load. Hilarity ensued.
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05-24-2012, 10:36 PM
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#120
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First Line Centre
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How come Ass is okay by the way. ####, ####, dick, ####, all no good but ass is fine? Good to know.
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