Friends of mine are getting married on the 21st. The groom will be losing his freedom, his will to live, the ability to ever made a decision, he will no longer be allowed to look at other girls, he has to dispose of his porn collection, can no longer watch sports, action movies, or good tv, he can no longer drink in excess or smoke cigars. For the groom the 21st will be judgment day, the start of his hell on earth, and in turn will prove Camping correct
Judgement day for him will come every May 21st for the rest of his life.
So do married couples stay married after being raptured?
Mormons: yes
Protestants: no
This crazy guy: Doesn't say anything about it. He thinks Jesus already came before 1988. The tribulation started in 1988. Nobody could be saved until 1994. People in churches can't be saved.
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I just got back from New York City and those lunatics were taking over Columbus Circle (SW Central Park). They tried to give me material, but I told them I could die before then, so I'm just going to enjoy my last remaining days next week and that their rantings won't apply to me. That, and their judgement prophecies don't work on me because I'm Superman and I'll just fly into space when it all happens and wait it out.
They didn't like that. I also told them that I'm considering Buddhism because I don't want to believe in a god that threatens me and constantly has pain and suffering on the mind in my divine plan. I dunno... something about that rubs me the wrong way.
At first I was looking forward to this, since my mother-in-law comes for a two-week visit a few days later. But if it really is only the start and there is 7 months of tribulation after, it's only a marginal improvement at best - and knowing my mother-in-law she'll still come for the visit even if the world is ending.
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At first I was looking forward to this, since my mother-in-law comes for a two-week visit a few days later. But if it really is only the start and there is 7 months of tribulation after, it's only a marginal improvement at best - and knowing my mother-in-law she'll still come for the visit even if the world is ending.
Maybe she will come a few days early and stay 7 months
