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Old 02-11-2011, 02:54 PM   #101
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The title of this thread is very misleading.

People Of CP, I Declare Shenanigans, Grab Your Brooms.
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:55 PM   #102
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I'd suggest either this:


Or these:

Personally I wouldn't suggest boozenoculars.

Buddy of mine had his grabbed by the security at a Rider game last October.

Believe it or not the security people aren't completely stupid and are aware of their existence. They know that only guys in their 50s+ usually bring binoculars to sporting events.


Since you'll be wearing so many layers I'd suggest just tucking a mickey, or if you're really thirsty a 26, in your coat. Backpack is a big no-no. They'll search that.

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Old 02-11-2011, 03:06 PM   #103
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Beer belly or any flexible flask.
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Old 02-11-2011, 04:33 PM   #104
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Beer belly or any flexible flask.
These are probably more relevant for Stamps games, but behold:

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Old 02-11-2011, 04:51 PM   #105
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Wow. I take leave for an afternoon and the thread explodes. In repsonse:

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Haha. Yeah because I like paying $100 to get drunk at a Flames game.

I almost always bring my flask with me to events where liquor is ridiculously overpriced. Feel free to continue to get fleeced by paying $7 for .5oz of booze though. Real smart and adult like of you.

Have fun feeling all smug and important while you spend half the game waiting in line to get a drink and then paying amazing rip-off prices for it. I don't mind grabbing the odd beer but hard liquor is so poorly set up at the dome only chumps try and get drunk off hard liquor at Flames game.
Do you need to get drunk every time you go somewhere they serve booze? I usually have a drink or two, but why would I want to get hammered and forget what happened at the hockey game? I don't drink hard liquor, but if I did I wouldn't sneak booze in. That doesn't make you thrifty or smart. If I'm going to an event and the price for something is listed and I want it, I pay for it. If I think it's too expensive I don't buy it. It's not that hard of a concept to follow. Do you bring your own food into a restaurant too? Things cost more at arenas, restaurants, etc.

On a side note, I think it's funny your avatar is a mature, sweater wearing, wine drinking master criminal. He may have tried to kill Bart, but he at least didn't sneak in his wine.

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I was saying that he must feel like such an important adult because he pays full price for all his booze. I don't think the price you pay for booze is a good indicator of your adultness.
It's not the price I pay for the drink that makes me feel like an adult, it's the fact I don't have to pull the drink out of my pants and sneak into a washroom that makes me feel like an adult. If the flask method was so mature, why don't you hold it in front of you when you walk through the door and/or announce that you have one?

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Not sure I follow.

Squigs said he grew up and stopped sneaking booze in cause he's not a kid anymore. I agree with him.

Cecil seems to think grown-ups don't pay full price for booze and should sneak it in and spike their drink in the bathroom.
Exactly. The only reason I would have snuck booze in somewhere, is because I was juvenille and/or I wasn't of age. Once I was allowed to buy booze like an adult (legal drinking age), I thought I should probably act like one. Sneaking in a flask is not adult like. You can justify that it's cheaper, or the arena is ripping you off, but no one is forcing you to drink or get hammered.

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In any case, I still stand by my position that someone who is sneaking booze into the saddledome, should probably reserve judgment on the maturity level of people who pay for their booze instead.
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I thought the part where drinking enough hard liquor to get drunk was a normal and expected part of going to a hockey game was an interesting assumption. Some of us go for the hockey, cheap liquor is available in a wide variety of venues.
If people get drunk at every hockey game, it is going to be expensive whether they buy it at the Dome or smuggle it in. Personally, I go to watch hockey. Sometimes I have a beer. Sometimes I have a Sprite. Sometimes I have a hot dog, but I've never thought of bringing my own hotdogs in because the Dome ones were more expensive than the ones at Safeway.
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Old 02-11-2011, 05:03 PM   #106
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If people get drunk at every hockey game, it is going to be expensive whether they buy it at the Dome or smuggle it in. Personally, I go to watch hockey. Sometimes I have a beer. Sometimes I have a Sprite. Sometimes I have a hot dog, but I've never thought of bringing my own hotdogs in because the Dome ones were more expensive than the ones at Safeway.
I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Cecil is sneaking in weiners that he heats up on the restroom hand dryer.
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I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Cecil is sneaking in weiners that he heats up on the restroom hand dryer.
Oh, I use the restroom hand dryer to heat up my wiener all right.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:01 PM   #108
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You do realize it's actually quite possible to enjoy hockey and drinking together, right?
Sure. But it's also possible to enjoy hockey without drinking. The choices presented here of:

1) Pay big $ to the Flames to get drunk off their liquor
and
2) Sneak your liquor in

are actually not the only choices. Drinking in moderation or not drinking hard liquor are also reasonable choices for during a flames game. That doesn't prevent him from stocking up on cheap malt liquor on the way home for that extra cheap alcoholic blackout.
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Sure. But it's also possible to enjoy hockey without drinking. The choices presented here of:

1) Pay big $ to the Flames to get drunk off their liquor
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2) Sneak your liquor in

are actually not the only choices. Drinking in moderation or not drinking hard liquor are also reasonable choices for during a flames game. That doesn't prevent him from stocking up on cheap malt liquor on the way home for that extra cheap alcoholic blackout.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:06 PM   #110
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I think the dome only cares about people sneaking in liquor because they can't control how much you drink than.

If you end up wrecking your vehicle and killing someone after getting hammered at the saddledome then they can be held responsible for serving you too much. If you say you got drunk at the dome then that means they over served you which makes them partly liable.
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Clearly the adult thing to do while sneaking in your flash is to either:

A) Have a DD
B) Take transit
C) Take a cab
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I think the dome only cares about people sneaking in liquor because they can't control how much you drink than.

If you end up wrecking your vehicle and killing someone after getting hammered at the saddledome then they can be held responsible for serving you too much. If you say you got drunk at the dome then that means they over served you which makes them partly liable.
I think they also care about making a massive profit off of every alcohol sale.
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I think they also care about making a massive profit off of every alcohol sale.
That's also a very important reason.
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