Random Questions Mega Thread v1.1

[calgarygeologist]

Does anyone know what Brookfield Place is doing this afternoon as they have closed off all their revolving doors and put up signs saying it is because of high winds? But it isn't windy at all outside. Seems pretty weird.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I don’t know what other peoples thoughts are on this, but I really dislike the kewpie mayo bottles. They fail to stay uprights in the fridge unless you get some air back into the container to inflate it. I don’t even like kewpie mayo, but my kids seem to find it superior to the regular stuff.

How much mayo are you guys mowing down on? We use mayo super sparingly and toss the bottle when it expires. I don't think I've ever finished a whole bottle, but I do like a smidge now and then, so we always have some.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Sliver

How much mayo are you guys mowing down on? We use mayo super sparingly and toss the bottle when it expires. I don't think I've ever finished a whole bottle, but I do like a smidge now and then, so we always have some.

About litre every 8-10 weeks I'd say

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by btimbit

About litre every 8-10 weeks I'd say

Are you just scooping it out like Winnie the Pooh does with honey?

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

How much mayo are you guys mowing down on? We use mayo super sparingly and toss the bottle when it expires. I don't think I've ever finished a whole bottle, but I do like a smidge now and then, so we always have some.

Weird question, but not much. Does mayo even expire?

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Are you just scooping it out like Winnie the Pooh does with honey?

Well I use a spatula not my hand, haha

[fotze2]

Weird question, but is Subway owned by Hellman's? There is no other explanation.

[Geraldsh]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Weird question, but not much. Does mayo even expire?

Real mayo does because it has eggs in it. Synthetic mayo will out live the dinosaur it’s made from.

I buy in bulk and refill the squirt bottle, squirt that #### on everything.

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Weird question, but not much. Does mayo even expire?

Yeah it does and don’t miss that date by an extended period of time or you’ll be peeing out of your butt for 2 days.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers

Yeah it does and don’t miss that date by an extended period of time or you’ll be peeing out of your butt for 2 days.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Well I use a spatula not my hand, haha

Is that for making sandwiches for multiple people.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Geraldsh

Real mayo does because it has eggs in it. Synthetic mayo will out live the dinosaur it’s made from.

I buy in bulk and refill the squirt bottle, squirt that #### on everything.

Doesn’t that take up a lot of room in the fridge?

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is that for making sandwiches for multiple people.

Recipes usually, I made egg salad today so that was a big scoop

[Nufy]

Any suggestions for a decent Teeth whitening system to use at home.

Many years of coffee drinking has left me wanting for more pearly whites...

I will be discussing with my dentist on my next visit.

Thoughts ?

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Nufy

Any suggestions for a decent Teeth whitening system to use at home.

Many years of coffee drinking has left me wanting for more pearly whites...

I will be discussing with my dentist on my next visit.

Thoughts ?

Same question but for anus whitening?

p.s. coffee gives me the runs so it works on two levels.

[Nufy]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Same question but for anus whitening?

p.s. coffee gives me the runs so it works on two levels.

I think you need more sun exposure...

I'm at work though so I won't / can't provide a link...

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by Nufy

Any suggestions for a decent Teeth whitening system to use at home.

Many years of coffee drinking has left me wanting for more pearly whites...

I will be discussing with my dentist on my next visit.

Thoughts ?

Don’t overthink it, I’m sure you look great. No one else will ever notice one way or the other unless they all fall out or they start actually glowing.

[MoneyGuy]

Anyone familiar with Ingogni? It promises to cut down on spam by scrubbing your personal data from the internet. I get dozens of spam messages a day from when I wrote a newspaper (you remember those) column. iPhone Life recommends Ingogni.

[undercoverbrother]

Why do Churches by Insurance

[MoneyGuy]

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