11-07-2011, 04:02 PM
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#1081
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FWIW, Council is still in chambers regarding discussing this but expected to be done shortly.
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11-07-2011, 04:02 PM
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#1082
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Occupiers meditating in the city hall atrium while council is in camera, time to call in Eric Cartman before the drum circle starts:
Edit: Jaydorn beat me to the punch.
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11-07-2011, 04:06 PM
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#1083
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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I'd be thrilled if it turns out the "closed door meeting" is just a stall tactic while the police are outside clearing out all the tents.
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11-07-2011, 04:13 PM
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#1084
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigtime
Occupiers meditating in the city hall atrium while council is in camera, time to call in Eric Cartman before the drum circle starts:
Edit: Jaydorn beat me to the punch. |
Can you imagine the smell?? Eww. Especially that they are cross legged, and all their dirty, unwashed, waftness can freely escape from their crotches.
Smelly Hippies.
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11-07-2011, 04:14 PM
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#1085
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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Look at how fast the guy in the background is moving.
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11-07-2011, 04:15 PM
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#1086
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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Tack on another 1500 bucks to their damage total for the cost to get the hippy stain/stink out of the carpet.
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11-07-2011, 04:18 PM
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#1087
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hevishot
Tack on another 1500 bucks to their damage total for the cost to get the hippy stain/stink out of the carpet.
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Are they defecating on city hall carpets now as well?
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11-07-2011, 04:20 PM
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#1088
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigtime
Occupiers meditating in the city hall atrium while council is in camera, time to call in Eric Cartman before the drum circle starts:
Edit: Jaydorn beat me to the punch. |
They've now completely moved into the realm of posers.
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11-07-2011, 04:21 PM
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#1089
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaydorn
I'd be thrilled if it turns out the "closed door meeting" is just a stall tactic while the police are outside clearing out all the tents.
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Haha, that would be awesome!
Protesters: Hey, where'd our stuff go?!
Police: I don't know? Did you leave personal property unattended in a public area?
Protesters: Well yeah, but you guys were here, so we figured...
Police: Yeah, but you guys left so we took a coffee break. We're not being paid to watch personal property.
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11-07-2011, 04:22 PM
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#1090
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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^^^
Eric Cartman may have been onto something
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11-07-2011, 04:24 PM
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#1091
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Haha, that would be awesome!
Protesters: Hey, where'd our stuff go?!
Police: I don't know? Did you leave personal property unattended in a public area?
Protesters: Well yeah, but you guys were here, so we figured...
Police: Yeah, but you guys left so we took a coffee break. We're not being paid to watch personal property.
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Now pick up my poop!!
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11-07-2011, 04:27 PM
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#1092
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Haha, that would be awesome!
Protesters: Hey, where'd our stuff go?!
Police: I don't know? Did you leave personal property unattended in a public area?
Protesters: Well yeah, but you guys were here, so we figured...
Police: Yeah, but you guys left so we took a coffee break. We're not being paid to watch personal property.
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I don't see Nenshi having the stones to pull that one off, but it would be epic. What could they say?
"Our charter rights have been violated!"
- No, you're still free to stay here, it's a public space, enjoy your afternoon.
"But our stuff!"
- Ok, would you like to file a police report?
"...our rights have been violated!"
-You already said that, are you filing a police report, or are we done here?
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11-07-2011, 04:29 PM
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#1093
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigtime
Occupiers meditating in the city hall atrium while council is in camera, time to call in Eric Cartman before the drum circle starts:
Edit: Jaydorn beat me to the punch. |
I'd be willing to bet I can guess exactly what is going on in the heads of everyone "Meditating" in that circle.
Guys thoughts: "I hope the cute chick thinks I'm super deep and cool for meditating like this and wants to hook up with me in my tent tonight....I guess the blonde would do to, but she's gotta start shaving her legs"
Blonde Chick: "I'm so glad I've rejected the corporate image of beauty, all of these guys must totally respect me because I'm such a natural woman"
Cute Chick: "Wow, these yoga pants are so great."
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11-07-2011, 04:30 PM
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#1094
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Sliver
What is less gross about dog crap?
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Ok, I have a challenge for you.
Go to the dog park, and pick up a random turd with a baggie, the first one you see. Got that done... great.
Now, take a dump in your bathtub, and pick it up with a baggie.
See the difference?
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11-07-2011, 04:33 PM
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#1095
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
I'd be willing to bet I can guess exactly what is going on in the heads of everyone "Meditating" in that circle.
Guys thoughts: "I hope the cute chick thinks I'm super deep and cool for meditating like this and wants to hook up with me in my tent tonight....I guess the blonde would do to, but she's gotta start shaving her legs"
Blonde Chick: "I'm so glad I've rejected the corporate image of beauty, all of these guys must totally respect me because I'm such a natural woman"
Cute Chick: "Wow, these yoga pants are so great."
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Guy in Hoodie: " I hope mom remembered to tape Big Bang Theory this week."
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11-07-2011, 04:35 PM
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#1096
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Zevo
Guy in Hoodie: " I hope mom remembered to tape Big Bang Theory this week."
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Jesus lookalike: "I really think I am pulling this Jesus look off."
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11-07-2011, 04:35 PM
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#1097
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
Ok, I have a challenge for you.
Go to the dog park, and pick up a random turd with a baggie, the first one you see. Got that done... great.
Now, take a dump in your bathtub, and pick it up with a baggie.
See the difference?
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Better yet, watch your neighbors lab crap on your lawn, now watch your neighbor crap on your lawn.
Which grosses you out more.
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11-07-2011, 04:37 PM
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#1098
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Norm!
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Guy with the 70's shirt and the receding hairline
"Koolaid - check
Rat Poison - check
Mom said I'd die alone, she was totally wrong"
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11-07-2011, 04:37 PM
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#1099
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Franchise Player
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Someone needs to eat a bunch of cabbage, broccoli and beans and then go stand by the circle and proceed to let 'er rip.
It's my charter right to fart wherever I want...
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11-07-2011, 04:38 PM
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#1100
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
Ok, I have a challenge for you.
Go to the dog park, and pick up a random turd with a baggie, the first one you see. Got that done... great.
Now, take a dump in your bathtub, and pick it up with a baggie.
See the difference?
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Works better if you go to a party thrown by a person that you don't like and take a tequilla fueled dump in their tub.
What!?! nobody's done that?
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