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Old 08-16-2016, 10:36 AM   #10441
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Hilarious. "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." He medically evaluated all of the other Presidents?

But, seriously, how big are his hands?
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:54 AM   #10442
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More fuel to the "Trump is trying to intentionally lose" fire

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Roger Ailes, the former Fox News chairman ousted last month over charges of sexual harassment, is advising Donald J. Trump as he begins to prepare for the all-important presidential debates this fall.

Mr. Ailes is aiding Mr. Trump’s team as it turns its attention to the first debate with Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee, on Sept. 26 on Long Island, according to three people briefed on the move, who insisted on anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter.

Two of them said that Mr. Ailes’s role could extend beyond the debates, which Mr. Trump’s advisers see as crucial to vaulting him back into strong contention for the presidency after a series of self-inflicted wounds that have eroded his standing in public opinion polls.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/17/us...smtyp=cur&_r=0
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:55 AM   #10443
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Roger Ailes now working for Trump. There goes the women vote.

I saw a buzzfeed tweet: If Trump was TRYING to lose, would he have done anything different?
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Old 08-16-2016, 12:15 PM   #10444
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Ouch:

Donald Trump slammed as 'toxic, demented' by NBC chief

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/16/nbc-donald-trump

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NBC’s programming boss is kicking Donald Trump where it hurts: Right in the ratings.

Following up on his declaration that the GOP presidential nominee would never be welcomed back on The Celebrity Apprentice, NBC chairman Bob Greenblatt posted a message on his personal Facebook page slamming Trump for being “toxic” and “demented,” the New York Post first reported. But the line most likely to irk the real estate tycoon is the knock on his show’s ratings.

“The sad state of affairs thanks to a pompous businessman turned reality TV star (whose show consistently ran LAST in its time period, by the way) who thinks speaking his mind is refreshing,” Greenblatt wrote in response to a New York Times op-ed titled “Donald Trump is Making America Meaner.” “It’s actually corrosive and toxic because his ‘mind’ is so demented; and his effect will unfortunately linger long after he’s been told to get off the stage.”
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Old 08-16-2016, 12:17 PM   #10445
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Didn't Monty Burns have every disease known to Mankind and they kept him alive?


Trump is indestructible.
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Old 08-16-2016, 12:43 PM   #10446
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Here's the whole thing for the lol's. Obviously written by Trump John Barron John Miller Meridith McIver his doctor



Cheers to that
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Nice catch
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Old 08-16-2016, 01:53 PM   #10448
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Isn't "showed only positive results" a weird choice of words for a doctor? Positive results are usually bad.
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Old 08-16-2016, 02:09 PM   #10449
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That letter can't be real. How can a doctor state "unequivocally" something he clearly can't state unequivocally.
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Isn't "showed only positive results" a weird choice of words for a doctor? Positive results are usually bad.
That's the whole thing, I've never seen a doctor use positive results in terms of tests.

If you get Aids testing and you come back HIV positive for example, its not a good thing.

If you go for concussion testing and you come back with positive indicators then frankly you're brain damaged.
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Cheers to that
He was just being sarcastic, it was non-alcoholic, and he didn't drink it.

Clearly
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That letter can't be real. How can a doctor state "unequivocally" something he clearly can't state unequivocally.
Because Trump has only the best, most clairvoyant doctors.
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Here's the whole thing for the lol's. Obviously written by Trump John Barron John Miller Meridith McIver his doctor

The letter has a real 'Kim Jong-Un' feel to it.

"Mr. Trump's poop doesn't stink... Matter of fact, he doesn't even poop at all."
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Old 08-16-2016, 02:34 PM   #10454
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I want to see full medical records, birth certificates, passports.. the whole kit. Because it's so relevant, haha. Who cares about his tax returns
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Old 08-16-2016, 02:35 PM   #10455
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The letter has a real 'Kim Jong-Un' feel to it.

"Mr. Trump's poop doesn't stink... Matter of fact, he doesn't even poop at all."
Or...

Donald Trump doesn't poop. He is the poop.

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Old 08-16-2016, 02:39 PM   #10456
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Many people say Trump poop cures cancer.
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Old 08-16-2016, 03:09 PM   #10457
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And then he tore off his shirt and jumped onto a horse....

oh wait that was Putin.

Speaking of Putin how does the Trump camp reconcile their love of trying to partner with Russia and Russia starting to use bases in IRAN to bomb Isis (in Syria only as that is the only place they care about Isis)? I mean they hate IRan and the Iran deal and even thinking about improving relations with Iran but the guy they want to get all buddy buddy with is using Iran's infrastructure.
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By the way Trump's doctor looks almost exactly how you'd picture Donald Trump's doctor looking like

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By the way Trump's doctor looks almost exactly how you'd picture Donald Trump's doctor looking like

No, no, this is the one you want.

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That's clearly Trump in a Mickey Rourke mask.
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