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Old 05-22-2025, 01:57 PM   #10401
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I think there's way more Americans who hate Trump than like him. The problem is trying to get these people off their lazy asses and into a voting booth.
Trump is evil; but Kamala didn't denounce Israel.

- some (non) voters
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Old 05-22-2025, 02:12 PM   #10403
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Trump is evil; but Kamala didn't denounce Israel.

- some (non) voters
How about the pro-Palestine people who voted for Trump? Leopards later found their faces quite delectable. How they thought that Trump of all people, the guy who moved their Israeli embassy to Jerusalem, would support them just shows how dumb some people are.

Trump promises everything to everyone and offers nothing to actually back it up. Yet some people eat it up and believe anything.
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I like how people are talking about the next Democratic candidate when there's not going to be another open election anyway.
Run Kermit the Frog, it's irrelevant anyway.
Actually...that might actually work...
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"F--k that orange pig, go green!" - Kermit 2028
"Why speculate that someone has their hand up the President's ass to make his lips move when you can know for sure?!?"

Vote Kermit - 2028
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Old 05-22-2025, 03:23 PM   #10407
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Oh this Kermit 2028 stuff is going to get complicated for me..

If you're going to use a muppet though, it should really be Big Bird. No one ####s with Big Bird and gets away with it. He's a little childish though.
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Oh this Kermit 2028 stuff is going to get complicated for me..

If you're going to use a muppet though, it should really be Big Bird. No one ####s with Big Bird and gets away with it. He's a little childish though.
I think Oscar the Grouch would make a wonderful President, get Animal to run as Vice?

An 'Oscar/Animal' 2028 Ticket? Make Fozzie Secretary of International Relations. We could have an entire crew!
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We should get the Swedish Chef as the new head of the HHS, he'll be less annoying to listen to and just as coherent on the subjects he's required to speak about.
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We should get the Swedish Chef as the new head of the HHS, he'll be less annoying to listen to and just as coherent on the subjects he's required to speak about.
And the Count could be the Minister of the Economy because, at least we know he can count.
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The meme coin dinner is tonight. Nothing suspicious here.

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Old 05-22-2025, 03:59 PM   #10414
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I think Oscar the Grouch would make a wonderful President, get Animal to run as Vice?

An 'Oscar/Animal' 2028 Ticket? Make Fozzie Secretary of International Relations. We could have an entire crew!

Grover as Secretary of Education:


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Cookie Monster heading up the FDA.
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Cookie Monster heading up the FDA.
"The health of America's Children is rapidly improving as seemingly America's supply of cookies is in sharp decline..."
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The Democrats have a relatively simple problem it's just they have never seemed to recognize either the question (why do we get shellacked routinely?) or the answer

It's all about image, nothing else, the voters have no clue what policies or there effect and dont care until those policies become the leopards that eat their face.

If you run a black guy he has to not sound black, your best bet with a white guy is someone that sounds rural, preferably a bit southern, obviously Jewish or New England is absolute poison

If I'm the Dem's I'm looking for a GW Bush/Clinton look and sound alike, folksy and middle/working class
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Old 05-22-2025, 08:08 PM   #10418
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Trump expelling foreign students from Harvard means about 5 or so Canadians get booted from the Crimson hockey team.
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The Democrats should run Bunsen Honeydew to capture the green vote in 2028. Kermit is a very well-spoken frog today but pictures from his experimenting days would sink a campaign.

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