12-11-2008, 10:00 PM
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#1001
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Phanuthier
How did stang not win? Tough competition I guess.  |
Oiler fan?
Reason enough for me.
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12-11-2008, 10:12 PM
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#1002
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
My husband and I on the plane headed for sunny SoCal.
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Pornstache FTW!
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12-11-2008, 10:30 PM
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#1003
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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Ok, I'll be brave....
Yeah yeah I'm no Sean Connery (but my wife's hot!)
I do have a great accent though!
My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)
It's amazing how many of you look nothing like I imagined. Gender swapping galore going on too.....
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"It's red all over!!!!"
Last edited by Jagger; 12-11-2008 at 10:36 PM.
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12-11-2008, 10:31 PM
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#1004
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Pornstache FTW!
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."
- Cynthia Heimel
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12-11-2008, 10:38 PM
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#1005
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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We men like to hold at least one annoying habit, personal attribute or inappropriate friend to give ourselves the illusion that women do not completely control our lives and we are still the independent, devil-may-care rapscallions we always were. I'm afraid if you convince him to lose the mustache, he'll just take up public farting or Oilers fandom, and you'll be no further ahead.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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12-11-2008, 10:40 PM
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#1006
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by FireFly
You're very welcome. Keep an eye out for my next contest...
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Well, if married guys are in the running, I say "heck, yeah."
Would the next one be considered a "second date?"
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12-11-2008, 10:41 PM
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#1007
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broke the first rule
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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Have you tried giving him a mirror?
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12-11-2008, 10:43 PM
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#1008
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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Drug him.
Edit: I thought of another, better way. Just stab him in the stache with an electric razer while he's sleeping. It won't get all of it, but it will take enough off that it looks ridiculous, then he'll have to shave the rest.
Last edited by The Fonz; 12-11-2008 at 10:48 PM.
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12-11-2008, 10:50 PM
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#1009
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagger
My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)
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Which lake is this?
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12-11-2008, 10:51 PM
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#1010
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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Get him drunk & shave it off after he passed out.
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12-11-2008, 10:55 PM
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#1011
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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Really? Every decision I've ever made regarding my facial hair was because of something a woman said to me. One time, I grew a goatee (back in the 90s when everyone had one, don't judge me), and shaved it off after couple of weeks. Then, a girl told me that she thought it looked good, so I waited what I thought was an adequate period of time to wait so that it didn't look like I just grew it back because she said she liked it, and then I grew it back because she said she liked it.
Maybe show him this thread..."See Honey, even nerds on the internet are making fun of your 'stache".
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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12-11-2008, 10:55 PM
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#1012
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
Which lake is this?
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Lake Isle, Lac St. Anne County. (A little gem of a lake.)
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"It's red all over!!!!"
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12-11-2008, 11:19 PM
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#1013
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
Maybe show him this thread..."See Honey, even nerds on the internet are making fun of your 'stache".
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He might not appreciate that you posted his picture so that nerds on the internet can make of him though.
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12-11-2008, 11:40 PM
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#1014
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagger
Ok, I'll be brave....
Yeah yeah I'm no Sean Connery (but my wife's hot!)
I do have a great accent though!
My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)
It's amazing how many of you look nothing like I imagined. Gender swapping galore going on too..... |
Where are their liverpool jerseys? You had better be at the heckle this year, its right in your backyard.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-11-2008, 11:50 PM
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#1015
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by prarieboy
Woo Hoo!!!!
In your face single dudes!!!
My wife is the greatest girl on earth!! Firefly a very close second!!
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I am quite curious about how that conversation went. I am fairly certain it did not include a picture of said ticket provider. The only way is if your wife is an avid reader of the forums. I can't picture saying to my wife, who I actually consider to be fairly cool, hey look at this, this lady I met on the internet is having a contest...
Anyways, enjoy the game 
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12-12-2008, 12:07 AM
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#1016
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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You've got to give something in return. Maybe not sexually, but I guarantee if you toss the word "threesome" in there, it'll be gone for good.
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12-12-2008, 12:15 AM
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#1017
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Sunnyvale nursing home
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.
You got any ideas?
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Does he like to wear NeverNudes too?
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12-12-2008, 12:48 AM
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#1018
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dead Rear, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockstar
This is probably the most recent photo of me which has surfaced on the internet somewhere...
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haha
that is a funny picture
hey RS you seem like a really cool guy, we ought to hang out some time and grab a coffee or a beer or something
nice yellow tights, you fairy
There, happy now?
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12-12-2008, 12:57 AM
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#1019
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Originally Posted by rockstar
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It looks like you only have 3 fingers and a thumb on your left hand.
There's your comment.
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12-12-2008, 01:05 AM
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#1020
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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On both hands, actually.
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"With a coach and a player, sometimes there's just so much respect there that it's boils over"
-Taylor Hall
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