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Old 12-11-2008, 10:00 PM   #1001
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How did stang not win? Tough competition I guess.
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:12 PM   #1002
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My husband and I on the plane headed for sunny SoCal.




Pornstache FTW!
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:30 PM   #1003
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Ok, I'll be brave....

Yeah yeah I'm no Sean Connery (but my wife's hot!)

I do have a great accent though!






My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)





It's amazing how many of you look nothing like I imagined. Gender swapping galore going on too.....
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:31 PM   #1004
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Pornstache FTW!

I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

You got any ideas?
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:38 PM   #1005
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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We men like to hold at least one annoying habit, personal attribute or inappropriate friend to give ourselves the illusion that women do not completely control our lives and we are still the independent, devil-may-care rapscallions we always were. I'm afraid if you convince him to lose the mustache, he'll just take up public farting or Oilers fandom, and you'll be no further ahead.
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:40 PM   #1006
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You're very welcome. Keep an eye out for my next contest...
Well, if married guys are in the running, I say "heck, yeah."

Would the next one be considered a "second date?"
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:41 PM   #1007
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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Have you tried giving him a mirror?
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:43 PM   #1008
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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Drug him.

Edit: I thought of another, better way. Just stab him in the stache with an electric razer while he's sleeping. It won't get all of it, but it will take enough off that it looks ridiculous, then he'll have to shave the rest.

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Old 12-11-2008, 10:50 PM   #1009
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My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)
Which lake is this?
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:51 PM   #1010
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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Get him drunk & shave it off after he passed out.
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:55 PM   #1011
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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Really? Every decision I've ever made regarding my facial hair was because of something a woman said to me. One time, I grew a goatee (back in the 90s when everyone had one, don't judge me), and shaved it off after couple of weeks. Then, a girl told me that she thought it looked good, so I waited what I thought was an adequate period of time to wait so that it didn't look like I just grew it back because she said she liked it, and then I grew it back because she said she liked it.



Maybe show him this thread..."See Honey, even nerds on the internet are making fun of your 'stache".
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:55 PM   #1012
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Which lake is this?
Lake Isle, Lac St. Anne County. (A little gem of a lake.)
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Maybe show him this thread..."See Honey, even nerds on the internet are making fun of your 'stache".
He might not appreciate that you posted his picture so that nerds on the internet can make of him though.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:40 PM   #1014
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Ok, I'll be brave....

Yeah yeah I'm no Sean Connery (but my wife's hot!)

I do have a great accent though!






My family at the lake (I'm missing it already. Darn winter)





It's amazing how many of you look nothing like I imagined. Gender swapping galore going on too.....
Where are their liverpool jerseys? You had better be at the heckle this year, its right in your backyard.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:50 PM   #1015
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Woo Hoo!!!!

In your face single dudes!!!

My wife is the greatest girl on earth!! Firefly a very close second!!

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I am quite curious about how that conversation went. I am fairly certain it did not include a picture of said ticket provider. The only way is if your wife is an avid reader of the forums. I can't picture saying to my wife, who I actually consider to be fairly cool, hey look at this, this lady I met on the internet is having a contest...

Anyways, enjoy the game
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:07 AM   #1016
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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You've got to give something in return. Maybe not sexually, but I guarantee if you toss the word "threesome" in there, it'll be gone for good.
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:15 AM   #1017
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I've done everything I can think of, short of tearing up, to get him to get rid of it. (crying is for serious stuff only) No luck.

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Does he like to wear NeverNudes too?
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This is probably the most recent photo of me which has surfaced on the internet somewhere...

haha
that is a funny picture
hey RS you seem like a really cool guy, we ought to hang out some time and grab a coffee or a beer or something
nice yellow tights, you fairy

There, happy now?
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:57 AM   #1019
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It looks like you only have 3 fingers and a thumb on your left hand.

There's your comment.
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On both hands, actually.
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