This Thread is going down the toilet

[Frank MetaMusil]

Originally Posted by SeeBass

it appears that nobody on here cleans their own washroom

Wife/gf doesn't do it for you?

[The Yen Man]

I don't really understand why some of you guys are so adamant that you stand and piss. What's the big deal? Isn't it more comfortable just to sit down without needing to worry where you aim?

I understand if it's a public washroom and you don't want to sit in other people's urine or butt sweat. But if you're at home, isn't it simpler just to sit and do it so you don't have to clean it up? Or do you guys just leave it uncleaned?

[REDVAN]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

I don't really understand why some of you guys are so adamant that you stand and piss. What's the big deal? Isn't it more comfortable just to sit down without needing to worry where you aim?

I understand if it's a public washroom and you don't want to sit in other people's urine or butt sweat. But if you're at home, isn't it simpler just to sit and do it so you don't have to clean it up? Or do you guys just leave it uncleaned?

What I really don't understand is how you can need to clean up that much piss. I'm 26, so I've had 25 years of practising my aim and rarely do I miss the 1 foot diameter target from 3 feet.

Unless I'm hammered. Then I piss down the floor drain in the basement to save me the hassle.

[The Yen Man]

Well, like I said, splash back is unavoidable, and after a couple days it starts accumulating around the rim, and I'm too lazy to want to wipe it every couple of days.

Besides, for me the main reason I like to sit is because it's easier than standing up, so it appeals to my lazy nature.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

I'll drink to that.

Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.

[Finny61]

The only issue I have with the sitters in the household or at the family get-togethers is that they grab a book and sit on the can for an hour.

[SportsJunky]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up already (particularly by CC), but a real man pisses Max Hardcore style...

With your cellmate watching?

[MoneyGuy]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil

Wife/gf doesn't do it for you?

no I am a grownup with a job and have a maid

[BigBrodieFan]

Originally Posted by REDVAN

What I really don't understand is how you can need to clean up that much piss. I'm 26, so I've had 25 years of practising my aim and rarely do I miss the 1 foot diameter target from 3 feet.

Unless I'm hammered. Then I piss down the floor drain in the basement to save me the hassle.

Classy.
If you had a few million, would you build this?


Yuck.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by SeeBass

no I am a grownup with a job and have a maid

We out of toilet Cleaner, you buy.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

Well, like I said, splash back is unavoidable, and after a couple days it starts accumulating around the rim, and I'm too lazy to want to wipe it every couple of days.

Besides, for me the main reason I like to sit is because it's easier than standing up, so it appeals to my lazy nature.

What is this crazy amount of splash back you're talking about? Do you piss 50x a day? How is your toilet getting so grungy from a couple leaks a day? And it's just piss. If it splashed all over the rim, grab a bit of toilet paper and wipe it off. You sit to piss to avoid that? That means that you also pull your pants all the way down to piss? It just sounds hilarious to me that you're essentially doubling the amount of time it takes you to piss in the name of being lazy.
Hell, most of the time I don't even close the door. The second I'm around the corner, I'm pulling out my wang, and I flush the toilet just before I'm finished so that I don't have to do it after. Quick rins of the hands, pat the towel, and I'm out of there in less than a minute. I seriously don't get you guys who are making this into some kind of relax session. You're not dropping a spike, you're taking a leak. Get 'er done and GTFO. What's with the magazines and the video games?

I just realized that I spent more time writing this post than I will collectively spend pissing the two or three times I will piss today. You dudes have fun camping in the bathroom. I've got better things to do like complain on the internet that I didn't get an xmas bonus.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by 4X4

What is this crazy amount of splash back you're talking about? Do you piss 50x a day? How is your toilet getting so grungy from a couple leaks a day? And it's just piss. If it splashed all over the rim, grab a bit of toilet paper and wipe it off. You sit to piss to avoid that? That means that you also pull your pants all the way down to piss? It just sounds hilarious to me that you're essentially doubling the amount of time it takes you to piss in the name of being lazy.
Hell, most of the time I don't even close the door. The second I'm around the corner, I'm pulling out my wang, and I flush the toilet just before I'm finished so that I don't have to do it after. Quick rins of the hands, pat the towel, and I'm out of there in less than a minute. I seriously don't get you guys who are making this into some kind of relax session. You're not dropping a spike, you're taking a leak. Get 'er done and GTFO. What's with the magazines and the video games?

I just realized that I spent more time writing this post than I will collectively spend pissing the two or three times I will piss today. You dudes have fun camping in the bathroom. I've got better things to do like complain on the internet that I didn't get an xmas bonus.

[4X4]

I seriously don't get this cleaning thing. Granted, I've only ever used my wang to piss, so I'm not sure what goes on in other guys' washrooms... But really? Splash back everywhere? Aim for the hole, not for the rim.

[The Yen Man]

Meh, like I said, it's a combination of cleanliness and laziness that I choose to sit when I go in my own house. I like sitting, you like standing, I don't see what the big deal is.

But I get it I guess. Most of you guys have big penises and can't stand sitting down because it robs you of your manhood. Us sissy men have no dignity so we sit and do our business in shame.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

But I get it I guess. Most of you guys have big penises and can't stand sitting down because it robs you of your manhood. Us sissy men have no dignity so we sit and do our business in shame.

Oh please. Nobody said that. I just think you're wasting your time is all. Guess we disagree. No need to get offended.

[DuffMan]

Do you guys text your bff's or do your nails while you're sitting?

[Burninator]

Originally Posted by REDVAN

Occasionally, I'll drop a deuce, stand up and THEN I'll piss.

I know a girl, that up until recently, thought guys HAD to do that. Thinking we would urinate up if we were sitting.


Also it never has crossed my mind that sitting was apparently more considerate.

[Tinordi]

Anyone else like to flaunt the beauty of the stand-up pee to their girl by putting their hands behind my heads and doing the pelvic free aim? She's hoping she remembered to put that damn seat back up.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Burninator

I know a girl, that up until recently, thought guys HAD to do that. Thinking we would urinate up if we were sitting.


Also it never has crossed my mind that sitting was apparently more considerate.

well there were those awkward times during puberty, where you really had to crap but the shlong didn't receive the memo and figured now was a perfect time to stand up straight