Office Christmas Parties

[Rubicant]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Why? Not saying you have to own the floor but to learn a few steps, dance a couple of songs with the gf and then get out of there It looks good!

I can assure you for most men, it doesn't.

[stuck_in_chuk]

I used to work for a large telecommunications company, and they had very large and very expensive Christmas parties. Open bars, good meals, live music, etc. The CEO of the company (who has recently stepped down for his brother to take over the position) was always there with a blonde bombshell half his age and generally appeared to be hammered.

Sort of like when he has a lunch meeting with investors.

My wife used to work at a factory where the plant manager was fired after a Christmas party for sexual harassment.

[red sky]

Shaw

[CaptainCrunch]

Is it bad form to slow dance with your bosses wife and pop an enourmous boner?

[IliketoPuck]

Ours this year was interesting.

Went to a fancy restaurant, co-workers wife let it get away from her and ended up using her hands to eat her gourmet scallops.

I went the patented designated driver route, so I was boring, but lived to fight another day.

[Ashartus]

Interesting article in the Herald yesterday that if your company spends more than $100 per person on the Christmas party, Revenue Canada considers it to be a taxable benefit and can in theory ding you for some extra income tax if they find out about it.
http://www.calgaryherald.com/life/ta...910/story.html

[puffnstuff]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Is it bad form to slow dance with your bosses wife and pop an enourmous boner?

The real trick is determining whether she wants you to pop one or not...

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

The real trick is determining whether she wants you to pop one or not...

At least it isn't a taxable bonus.

[Lithium]

So... back in 2000, we had a work Christmas party for a french fry factory located outside of Taber, Alberta. This would go down as the first and last Christmas party the company ever had.

There are many drinks to be had by all, but especially by one co-worker in particular.
"Ron" was his name, and he decided that it would be a great idea to go urinate on his supervisor "Lance." Ron stands up, stumbles his way over to a large potted plant beside Lance, and whips it out.

Now, being Taber, there was city police chaperones there and they seen this whole thing happening. The police yell at him to stop; deer in the headlights look, Ron stares at the 2 cops closing in on him. He then decides to pull up the pants and run away at the same time, pants keep falling down to his knees and he strugles to keep his balance and keep the pants up. Police officer tackles him at the knees. Landing, and placing his face directly on Ron's ass only to turn back in disgust to his fellow officer, "This guy just pooped his pants!"

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Is it bad form to slow dance with your bosses wife and pop an enourmous boner?

I guess it could be worse, it could be a small boner

[Lithium]

Originally Posted by fotze

Pretty sure the cop in that situation would not have used the term 'pooped'.

He didn't, decided to clean it up for CP.