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Old 03-02-2011, 11:16 AM   #81
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I didn't get an e-mail. Definitely can't make it tonight... sick as a dog...

oops must have wrong email, did you change it since last time? PM sent
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:38 AM   #82
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, a fine 'closed-door, team only' meeting we had last night in the club house.

The good news is that the rugby ball is now recovered and locked and loaded for another year of potentially disasterous and likely tragic rugby-ball beersbee.

The team would also like to issue a public apology to all those people who had their privacy heinously violated during the search for the missing beersbee ball. All complaints and legal proceedings should be directed towards the team's legal counsel.

On that note, it seems we've gotten our star headcase and current team Attorney off the IR and ready to swing again.

So, the only question remaining is: When is Spring training?

I think we should find someone who is willing to pay $10,000 to attend our Spring Training as some sort of Fantasy Camp. That always works in the majors. I'm sure someone would find our particular brand of training would fit some kind of fantasy.

"You guys are just hitting softballs in a foot of snow drunk. I want my money back."

- I should mention that Fantasy Camp admission fees are non-refundable and you have to supply your own booze because we dont have enough to go around.
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:01 AM   #83
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And don't worry Frequitude and I covered the tab ... bas tads!
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:03 AM   #84
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And don't worry Frequitude and I covered the tab ... bas tads!
This is why we have to raise money through a Fantasy Camp, to cover our unpaid bar debts...
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Old 03-15-2011, 03:09 PM   #85
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Sent an email to the team, we are looking for one more guy
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:30 AM   #86
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Still waiting on some payments............. and possibly one more guy.
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:23 AM   #87
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Position conditionally filled

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Old 03-28-2011, 09:39 AM   #88
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Looking for one more person (male) to join the team this year. PM me for details
Add "softball" to the thread title so new players will know what the thread is about.
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:55 AM   #89
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Add "softball" to the thread title so new players will know what the thread is about.
Good call!
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Does it have to be a competent player that has played softball in the last 15 years? If not, I might be up for some exercise.
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I PM'ed.... I have played, I also have some good bats to bring the team, can drink beer, and am looking for a place to play ball this summer.
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Hey FKA, I'm still not getting the e-mails!!

What's the next thing we have coming up?
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:52 PM   #93
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I PM'ed.... I have played, I also have some good bats to bring the team, can drink beer, and am looking for a place to play ball this summer.
the spot has been filled
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Hey FKA, I'm still not getting the e-mails!!

What's the next thing we have coming up?
Like none?

I think some people want to get together for a practice. I am good with that. What date works best for everyone? Either a Sunday or Saturday works me.
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Thanks! If you guys ever need a sub, let me know, I'd love to come play a game or two in a pinch.
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:24 PM   #96
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Check your emails CPSW!

Sorry I know I got a little long winded, let me know if I missed anything.
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:30 PM   #97
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Like none?

I think some people want to get together for a practice. I am good with that. What date works best for everyone? Either a Sunday or Saturday works me.
None since you forwarded me all the missed ones, but maybe nothing is new!

Anyway, I'd love to do a Sunday afternoon practice so the kids could come out and play while we practice our drinking.
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None since you forwarded me all the missed ones, but maybe nothing is new!

Anyway, I'd love to do a Sunday afternoon practice so the kids could come out and play while we practice our drinking.
Still going for that 'Father of the year' award I see.

I'd be cool with a Sunday afternoon 'practice' but I generally work till about 3 or 4 on Sundays.
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So a suggestion for beer was that at the start of the year we all put enough for a 12 packs each into a kitty. That is used to purchase beer, we pay $1.00 per beer to supplement the kitty and any money at the end goes towards a year end party....... which we have to make up for 3 years of now!

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Old 04-07-2011, 09:13 AM   #100
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This seems an equitable arrangement.

Caveat: No more Bud. More Keiths.
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