someone just took a Luongo in the closet

[CRXguy]

Originally Posted by jydk

My folks used to own the little Esso gas station that was at the end of the K-mart parking lot in the Marlborough area years ago. Some of the horror stories my mom would come home telling me about their washroom, and people defecating the store would have me in stitches laughing. On many occasions, seemed almost weekly, the washroom, which was accessed from the outside of the store with a key, would be from floor to ceiling, covered in crap. People would litterally crap in their hands, and wipe the enitre 5x5 room with everything they had in their bowls. It wasn't all that bad cause they'd just open the door and with the hose spray the entire room down until all the crap was blasted off the walls and flushed out. One time, after discovering that this had happened but before it could be cleaned, a little lady with a long skirt asked my mom for the key use the facility. My mom explained what had happened, and that it wasn't clean yet, the lady kindly left the store, walked right in the middle of the pump island, all in service, lifted her skirt to her waist, and with everyone watching, laid the biggest king coiler that any man women or child would ever care to witness, then walked back in to the store, and politely said "Next time you'll be more propt in cleaning your wahrooms. You have yourself and grand day, okay."

LOL

[pylon]

Your thread title change, is an insult to poo's everywhere.