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Old 09-02-2009, 02:24 PM   #81
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You know, I don't even find the tourchering part that funny. Pretend the egregious spelling is actually correct and try to comprehend and honestly answer his question:

"Do you think that if instead of having people in jail for doing their evil crimes and torture was added that the crime rate would go down?"

WHAT???
After repeated readings and smashing my head on the desk, it appears that the OP thinks that substituting torture for lenghty prison sentences would be an effective deterrent against criminal behavior. Discuss.

I think he wants it in addition to longer sentences. So a person gets 20 years.... of waterboarding!
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Yeah!, come on, come on, come on, come on
Now tourche me, baby
Cant you see that I am not afraid?
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:20 PM   #84
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I cannot abide by GreenTeaFrapp's blatant disregard for the deliciousness of meat pies. Simple Simon owns your ass. He is simply wrong. There is no debating this. HE. IS. WRONG.

Wildrose Beef pie, Shepherds pie, Chicken Pot pie, tourtiere, and many many more are absolutely delicious. There is no debating this fact. If you think pie is only to be for dessert.. you are wrong.
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:26 PM   #85
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Wildrose Beef pie, Shepherds pie, Chicken Pot pie, tourtiere, and many many more are absolutely delicious. There is no debating this fact. If you think pie is only to be for dessert.. you are wrong.
Sorry but my gag reflex tells me I am correct.
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Sorry but my gag reflex tells me I am correct.
Simon says eat a chicken pot pie.
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Sorry but my gag reflex tells me I am correct.
Your gag reflex is telling you you're eating too much meat and not enough pie.
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Sorry but my gag reflex tells me I am correct.
You're doing it wrong then.
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Your gag reflex is telling you you're eating too much meat and not enough pie.
ZZZZING!!!!
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Your gag reflex is telling you you're eating too much meat and not enough pie.
Well, you're obviously the expert on gag reflexes. There's no substitute for experience.
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I LOVE vegetable samosas.
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I LOVE vegetable samosas.
But I bet you wouldn't eat a meat pie.
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:06 PM   #93
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I think he wants it in addition to longer sentences. So a person gets 20 years.... of waterboarding!
My aunt's killer had his parole hearing today.

Mark me down as being in favour of the OP's proposal!
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But I bet you wouldn't eat a meat pie.
You are correct sir!!
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I cant believe i waited this long to open this thread, I am tourchered!
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I absolutely love that the OP hasn't come back in here to defend this giant turd of a thread he created.
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I absolutely love that the OP hasn't come back in here to defend this giant turd of a thread he created.
I think we should all leave various visitor messages that are in poor taste on his profile.
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:50 PM   #98
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I think are Judicial system is beyond that of the middle ages
However one wonders occasionally


Now.. Off with his head!
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Agree
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Cher touring?

That would be torture!
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