08-11-2009, 08:19 PM
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#81
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by Matata
If you don't believe it.....meh.
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I could believe that story. The problem is you believed her. 
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-11-2009, 08:37 PM
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#82
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I wish I was still a virgin. I say that because there's only one person who will ever pop a girl's cherry so it should be special. Now he's just a number. Bah. No, I'm not telling you how young I was.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-11-2009, 08:58 PM
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#83
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Uncle Chester
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Ok, tell us what the number is instead.
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08-11-2009, 08:59 PM
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#84
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
Ok, tell us what the number is instead.
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Well he would've been 1. Duh.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-11-2009, 09:00 PM
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#85
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Uncle Chester
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Now damnit, not then!
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08-11-2009, 09:02 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
Now damnit, not then!
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I don't even know. More than most.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-11-2009, 09:12 PM
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#87
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Lifetime Suspension
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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08-11-2009, 09:13 PM
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#88
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I was 17, she was 19 and I was house sitting for some neighbours. After fooling around some she wanted it in the backdoor, so I lost my virginity to that if it counts. If it doesn't, we did it normal the next night anyway.
On a somewhat related note, I just scored #10 last week. Took me 30 years but I'm finally in the double digits! 
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08-11-2009, 09:14 PM
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#89
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06
I was 17, she was 19 and I was house sitting for some neighbours. After fooling around some she wanted it in the backdoor, so I lost my virginity to that if it counts. If it doesn't, we did it normal the next night anyway.
On a somewhat related note, I just scored #10 last week. Took me 30 years but I'm finally in the double digits! |
You're 47?
Last edited by CMPunk; 08-11-2009 at 09:20 PM.
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08-11-2009, 09:18 PM
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#90
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cmpunk
you're 37?
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17 + 30 = 37?
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I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
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08-11-2009, 09:20 PM
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#91
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by HOOT
I could believe that story. The problem is you believed her. |
May not of been the best, but I know I'm on the high score sheet (guess what points are!).
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08-11-2009, 09:20 PM
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#92
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan
17 + 30 = 37?
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Doh!!!!!!!! 
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08-11-2009, 09:23 PM
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#93
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Lifetime Suspension
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18th birthday (YES!!), in High River (MEH) in a mobile home (BOO). Ended up in the emergency room with a penile fracture. (yes it exists and is not fun, google it yourself.)
Lets just say she was an aggresive girl.
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08-11-2009, 09:24 PM
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#94
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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Originally Posted by CMPunk
Doh!!!!!!!! |
I was trying to figure out if I was missing some inside joke...guess not!
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I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
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08-11-2009, 09:26 PM
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#95
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Originally Posted by pylon
18th birthday (YES!!), in High River (MEH) in a mobile home (BOO). Ended up in the emergency room with a penile fracture. (yes it exists and is not fun, google it yourself.)
Lets just say she was an aggresive girl.
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08-11-2009, 09:30 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matata
May not of been the best, but I know I'm on the high score sheet (guess what points are!).
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I question this only because you are defending the fact over a message board.
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-11-2009, 09:32 PM
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#97
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
I question this only because you are defending the fact over a message board.
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If he starts posting pictures, I'm outta here
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08-11-2009, 09:35 PM
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#98
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CMPunk
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lol, I was very lucky I had the nerve to get to the hospital asap as embarassing as it was. Funny website by some dude chronicling his experience with it.
http://www.ibrokemypenis.com/
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08-11-2009, 09:36 PM
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#99
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
I question this only because you are defending the fact over a message board.
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touche.
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08-11-2009, 09:38 PM
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#100
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by CMPunk
You're 47?
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Okay, took me 13 years then. I didn't know we started counting from the first time, cuz I was sure as hell trying for years before that.
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