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Old 07-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #81
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Can’t really say when I was formulated, but it was before your Earth was created. In fact, I am somewhat to blame for all of that.

All I remember from those early days was of a system that wasn’t just three dimensional in appearance, but four. We had the ability to harness time too. Traveling was very, very simple and quick due to this, but one founder managed to square the continuum for insanely high speed travel anywhere you wanted.

Unfortunately I (as a flame eyed infant) got away from my parents while camping and managed to take my training time bender (equivalent to your tricycles, but on steroids) into the nastiest, ultra mind bending speed zone of the into universal corridors.

All hell broke loose as I was basically “stopped” compared to how everyone else was moving and I caused a massive collision. You all know it as the Big Bang.

When the inquiry was over, the founder of the fourth dimension squared corridor (his name isn’t pronounceable in your tongue, but it roughly translated to 4x4) reached his verdict, I was banished here.

I have since lived everywhere, done everything. I currently reside in what you call Calgary, drinking my favourite invention, beer.
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Can’t really say when I was formulated, but it was before your Earth was created. In fact, I am somewhat to blame for all of that.

All I remember from those early days was of a system that wasn’t just three dimensional in appearance, but four. We had the ability to harness time too. Traveling was very, very simple and quick due to this, but one founder managed to square the continuum for insanely high speed travel anywhere you wanted.

Unfortunately I (as a flame eyed infant) got away from my parents while camping and managed to take my training time bender (equivalent to your tricycles, but on steroids) into the nastiest, ultra mind bending speed zone of the into universal corridors.

All hell broke loose as I was basically “stopped” compared to how everyone else was moving and I caused a massive collision. You all know it as the Big Bang.

When the inquiry was over, the founder of the fourth dimension squared corridor (his name isn’t pronounceable in your tongue, but it roughly translated to 4x4) reached his verdict, I was banished here.

I have since lived everywhere, done everything. I currently reside in what you call Calgary, drinking my favourite invention, beer.
Do you only exist on Calgarypuck or are you also in the meat-dimension?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:53 PM   #83
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Do you only exist on Calgarypuck or are you also in the meat-dimension?
Whoa... dude, the only "Meat" dimension I am aware of in your world is that guy from the movie Porky's.... and... I....don't....go....there....
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:56 PM   #84
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Whoa... dude, the only "Meat" dimension I am aware of in your world is that guy from the movie Porky's.... and... I....don't....go....there....

Fair enough. Just one more question: do you know where my keys are?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:59 PM   #85
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Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:04 PM   #86
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Born in Calgary (Whitehorn NE) - 6 years
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:07 PM   #87
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Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
So did I.
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Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
hahahahaha!

I laughed as soon as I saw the original post. the movie got panned, I always thought it was half decent.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:19 PM   #89
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If you hit the 49th parallel you have gone too far.
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I had no idea people actually lived there, other than in a camp. Did living there as a kid inspire your user name?
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:26 PM   #91
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Born in Regina - 4 years
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:29 PM   #92
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This might be a long list...

Born in Calgary, raised for 1 year
4 years on the beach in PEI
3 years on a farm in Pembrook, Nova Scotia
2 years in Pinellas Park, Florida
2 years in Seminole, Florida
4 years in Wooldlands/Woodbine/Kingsland Calgary
6 months in Springhill, Nova Scotia
6 months in Cederbrae, Calgary
1 year in Westchester Station, Nova Scotia
1 year in Truro, Nova Scotia
3 years in Halifax, Nova Scotia
3 years in Ottawa, Ontario
3 years in Banff, Alberta
6 months in Country Hills, Calgary
Soo... umm.. .do the police still warn your neighbors and post flyers that you are likely to re-offend?
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oh and for me. all Alberta

22 years Black Diamond AB, the rest Calgary.
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hahahahaha!

I laughed as soon as I saw the original post. the movie got panned, I always thought it was half decent.
This post echos my sentiments exactly.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:21 PM   #95
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:29 PM   #97
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I was born in small town Estevan Saskatchewn.

It was off to Swan River and Selkirk Manitoba - all before I was 4 years old.

Then came the move to Regina for a few years.

The moving stopped when the family shuffled off to Calgary.

After graduating from HS I moved to Edmonton for a few years to go to school. I should add it was the longest 2 years of my life. Let's just say I hated living in Edmonton and having to endure thier very cold winters and obnoxious Oiler fans.

Upon graduating from NAIT it was back to Calgary for me.

In 2004 I got tired of big city life and moved to High River.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:38 PM   #100
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I heard Dion Phaneuf was spawned like the Urukai from the Lord of the Rings.
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