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Old 02-17-2009, 08:26 AM   #81
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He called her ugly and then said the kid should have been able to do better. Perhaps I'm missing the part where he didn't sexualize the comment.

A lot of posts in this thread are creepy.
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/...nal-poster.jpg (Might be NSFW)
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:09 PM   #82
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Looks like it might all be a scam...

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Thirteen-year-old Alfie Patten is the victim of a scam, his girlfriend having been told to pretend he was the father of her baby so their families could strike lucrative deals with the media, a family friend has claimed.
The rest of the story...
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:16 PM   #83
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Now whos despicable? The kids or the parents?
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:30 PM   #84
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15 is a little young to own a 2 car garage.
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:50 PM   #85
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15 is a little young to own a 2 car garage.
Shes in luck then, its closer to a 4 car.
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Old 03-26-2009, 06:22 AM   #86
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It's confirmed...Alfie isn't the Dad and she is an attention seeking slag.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-21227974/
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Old 03-26-2009, 06:46 AM   #87
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and she's a whore...

I'm kinda glad it wasn't him.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:20 AM   #88
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someone has to sit that girl down and let her know that her life's aspirations should not be a sperm dump for any and all horny teenagers. some parents just make me sick to my stomach and this girl's take the cake.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:24 AM   #89
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Lower-end Brits are so West Virginia or Arkansas.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:27 AM   #90
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This story is almost a lot sadder now imo.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:29 AM   #91
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How was this not a TV special? I'm bent.

Anyway good for Alfie, he's better of this way.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:29 AM   #92
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If he's samrt, he'll be getting other tests done too, after having unprotected sex with the town pump.
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:43 AM   #93
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If he's samrt, he'll be getting other tests done too, after having unprotected sex with the town pump.
Yeah...13 year old with STD's on the front page of the Newspaper is not going to help getting any other chicks in the sack with him.

On the bright side though, he can finally push that bitch outta his bed.
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I guess that ruins any chance of a secret sex tape.
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I guess that ruins any chance of a secret sex tape.
Wow.
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I guess that ruins any chance of a secret sex tape.
So does child pornography laws.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:42 AM   #97
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I guess some people are taking this story more seriously than me.
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