Five Celebrities you would love to punch

[missdpuck]

Agree with so many of these. If Craig Minervini counts as a celebrity..he just really bugs me. Potvin used to, but I got over it.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Agree with so many of these. If Craig Minervini counts as a celebrity..he just really bugs me.

Sure he counts since he was seen world wide as Craig deGeorge.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Sure he counts since he was seen world wide as Craig deGeorge.

Some people were mad cos I nicknamed him Miniweenie.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by simmer2

4. Val Kilmer - Awful actor. In The Ghost and The Darkness, he kept on saying "ayyyy". I had no idea why he kept saying it until afterwards when someone told me he was doing an Irish accent. Plus, awful in the Batman movie.

Clearly you haven't seen the greatest movie ever made, Top Secret.

[stuck_in_chuk]

Chad Kroeger
Michael Bolton
Celine Dion
Sean Hannity
George W. Bush

[ResAlien]

Rachel Ray - I just hate her. No real reason, she just needs to be punched. Or slept with. Or both
Steve Perry - I hate his band with the fire of a thousand suns.
The lead singer of The Offspring - You should die.
Uma Thurman - Alien looking actress almost ruined the Kill Bill movies for me just by being in them.
Randy Jackson....Dog! - Nuf said

[Table 5]

Tiger Woods - always though he came across as a smug tool.
Sarah Silverman - Stop trying so hard to shock me. Start trying harder to go away.
Zooey Deschanel - Sounds like a ######ed man.
Andy Sandberg - That horse face and gigantic mouth is just ripe for a punchin.
Toby Keith - Feel free to replace this with any of the fake new-country cowboys.

[Got Miikka?]

Okay so so far I have (in no particular order)

1. Simon Bowel Cowell
2. John ###### Mayer
3. Brody Dummy Jenner
4. Oprah Yo-Yo Winfrey (possibly to be supplanted by George Greece-y Strombolopolopolous - I haven't decided yet)

I will add

5. Sidney Crosby - at the risk of angering the apparent legions of Pens fans who frequent this board - because I'm sorry, but that kid and his big lips just kinda bug me. I don't care if he is the heir apparent to the invention of sliced bread.

This is a revolving list.

[pope04]

Tom Cruise and everyone on The View.

[Coach]

I believe there was another thread like this not too long ago. I don't remember my list but I do remember the Jonas brothers were on it. When they presented at the Golden GLobes I just about drop kicked my TV

[iggnuef]

Im kicking azz and taking names......

Barry Bonds....cheater
Tony Romo.....overrated beotch
Terrell Ownes...^^sniff sniff....but its my quaterback,my teamate
Dog the bounty hunter....go to hell "bra!!" your annoying...take your whole family with u too
Peter Forseberg.....RETIRE FOOL!!!!

[dubc80]

Going to bump this thread because I just heard him on the radio, and wanted to punch my radio in the face...plate.

Doesn't really qualify as a celebrity, but I want to nominate Spence Diamonds radio voice guy.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by dubc80

Going to bump this thread because I just heard him on the radio, and wanted to punch my radio in the face...plate.

Doesn't really qualify as a celebrity, but I want to nominate Spence Diamonds radio voice guy.

"At Spence, we buy our diamonds daIIIIIIly. So because of that we get MuUUUUUUUUUUch better deals than the guys that only buy them semi annually.
"We rEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLyyyyyy believe in your love and we want you to be HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPYyyyyyyyyy. Come to Spence and see the difference a rEEEEEAAAALLLLLLLyyyyyyy stupid voice guy makes."

[Magnum PEI]

I literally have to turn off the radio or plug my ears when I heat those Spence commercials. Are they really too cheap to hire a voice actor?

[flip]

Originally Posted by MattyC

I believe there was another thread like this not too long ago. I don't remember my list but I do remember the Jonas brothers were on it. When they presented at the Golden GLobes I just about drop kicked my TV

When I saw them at the GGs I actually thought of posting in this thread.

[flylock shox]

Originally Posted by pope04

Clearly you haven't seen the greatest movie ever made, Top Secret.

I saw this for the first time on Saturday. What a spectacularly bad movie. It was great.

Find Him and Kill Him!

[Stranger]

Originally Posted by dubc80

Going to bump this thread because I just heard him on the radio, and wanted to punch my radio in the face...plate.

Doesn't really qualify as a celebrity, but I want to nominate Spence Diamonds radio voice guy.

If he was the voice guy 4 years ago when I bought my wifes ring, I would have seriously gone somewhere eles just for spite.

[Mightyfire89]

Originally Posted by blankall

Billy Crystal;

Bono;

(If I have to explain the above two, you also deserve to be punched)

George Clooney: Nothing makes me happier than hearing hollywood ######bags go on about the world's problems;

Lol, I guess you owe me a punch. What's the problem with Billy Crystal?

[HOZ]

In no order.....I'll take them as they come

Sean Penn - Is there any despot he hasn't visited to crap all over the West?

Michael Moore - In his 80K / Month Manhattan apartment in front of all his children and their elite school friends....and on camera.

Cameron Diaz - Because her "If you think rape should be legal...then don't vote" Che/ Mao idiotic ass needs kicking.

Sir Bob Geldof - While he is scarfing down a 1500 meal in some swank eatery.

Bono - As he is going into a bank to work out how NOT to pay taxes that would help people in his own f'n country.

[socalwingfan]

1. Chris Bermann - my idea of hell is listening to this tool 24 hours a day
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - sickens me the way he exploits his daughter
3. Usher - can't stand anything about the dude
4. Dane Cook - not funny - not even remotely funny
5. Toby Keith and Hank Williams Jr - I'm pretty sure I can catch the both of them in a compromising position and nail them with a punch and follow through