Anyone ever down a crapload of liquid laxative in one big gulp?
To address the poll I do my daily on-my-ass worship to Le God De Porcelain once a day. I like to get it in before the morning shower if possible.
I took a course in university that concerned outdoor pursuits, and I recall some extensive discussion concerning something along the lines of a 'Pick and Smear' method. When there isn't a ply of any kind available.
So am I the only one who CAN'T poo at work? I mean, I work in a small salon, so really, it's just a bad deal. I'm apparently the only one there who feels that way, but I just can't do it, I have to wait until I get home, unless it's REALLY urgent.
Seriously, only place I'm comfortable is at home, on my own toilet--therefore I also get the TPS thing.
....as soon as I came home I got high centered on the john. *shrug*
Classic!
The worst are those European shelf style toilets. If you're sitting on one of those when you get your first full load out, you're screwed. And since it isn't submerged in water... the smell... my god
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So am I the only one who CAN'T poo at work? I mean, I work in a small salon, so really, it's just a bad deal. I'm apparently the only one there who feels that way, but I just can't do it, I have to wait until I get home, unless it's REALLY urgent.
Seriously, only place I'm comfortable is at home, on my own toilet--therefore I also get the TPS thing.
I'm big on home toilet advantage. Up until I was done Grade 12 I only pooped at school once, it was an emergency situation and I had no choice. Might have been only once in University as well. But for a while I was pooping daily at work. It's a nice break, and my counter punch to smokers getting to go outside and smoke away was to go spend some quality time on the john. My floor is mostly dudes, so I head up to the 35th floor where it's mostly females so I usually get some quiet time to myself in there. I really don't like having a neighbour.
So am I the only one who CAN'T poo at work? I mean, I work in a small salon, so really, it's just a bad deal. I'm apparently the only one there who feels that way, but I just can't do it, I have to wait until I get home, unless it's REALLY urgent.
Seriously, only place I'm comfortable is at home, on my own toilet--therefore I also get the TPS thing.
I love pooping in public bathrooms. During school, I'll poop on campus every other day.
Every time I go on a trip I usually go quite a bit less frequently than home for some reason, even if I try, and eventually it comes out as a Type 1. Sometimes it's like the Type 1 is a damn for Type 5, and they all come rushing out once you get all the Type 1's out. Sometimes you only get one individual unit of Type 1 out and that's all you can get, and it's really frustrating. After the initial bout of Type 1/5 is dealt with I usually end up with Type 4 for the rest of the trip. Something I almost never get at home. Type 1, 2 and 5 definitely conserve the TP compared to 3,4,6 and 7.
Anyone else get travel poop syndrome?
I'm late to the party but I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like my insides are afraid of crappin in a weird country like something might leap out of the plumbing and have it's way with my out-hole.
I hate pooing, my wang always dips into the water so I have to reel it back in, you'd think I would learn since it's happened since I was toddler.
Isn't pooing in Europe crazy, my buddy has coined the term for that ledge in the toilet as the observation deck, Germans say that this is deliberate so you can examine you crap for problems you can ask the doctor about.
I heard the exact same thing when trying to figure out why anyone would ever screw up the design of a toilet that bad. The smell is bad enough, and the audio of the soft moist mass splattering against the porcelain isn't pretty either.
I hate pooing, my wang always dips into the water so I have to reel it back in, you'd think I would learn since it's happened since I was toddler.
Isn't pooing in Europe crazy, my buddy has coined the term for that ledge in the toilet as the observation deck, Germans say that this is deliberate so you can examine you crap for problems you can ask the doctor about.
Larf ... I can just imagine a guy in the doc's office for his annual. "Well doc, I was pawing through my poo last week, and it just didn't seem like my usual poo. It's mucosity wasn't normal, and it just didn't have it's usual putty-like consistency."
I'm big on home toilet advantage. Up until I was done Grade 12 I only pooped at school once, it was an emergency situation and I had no choice. Might have been only once in University as well. But for a while I was pooping daily at work. It's a nice break, and my counter punch to smokers getting to go outside and smoke away was to go spend some quality time on the john. My floor is mostly dudes, so I head up to the 35th floor where it's mostly females so I usually get some quiet time to myself in there. I really don't like having a neighbour.
You and me are like the same person when it comes to pooping!
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^^ I only found ONE of those types of toilets and it was on top of a mountain in Austria.. I just came back from 2.5 weeks in Sweden, Germany and Austria.
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In Germany and elsewhere in Europe it is not uncommon for the toilet bowl to allow feces to rest on a ledge before being washed away by the flush. The design of many German lavatory bowls is the reverse of that in most other Western countries, with the sewer outlet towards the front of the bowl rather than at the rear. One theory for this is that it allows the stools to be visually checked more easily for conditions such as presence of worms, or for its color, which vary depending on diet and health. This type is called Washout or a shelf toilet.
In Germany and elsewhere in Europe it is not uncommon for the toilet bowl to allow feces to rest on a ledge before being washed away by the flush. The design of many German lavatory bowls is the reverse of that in most other Western countries, with the sewer outlet towards the front of the bowl rather than at the rear. One theory for this is that it allows the stools to be visually checked more easily for conditions such as presence of worms, or for its color, which vary depending on diet and health. This type is called Washout or a shelf toilet.
The poop unexamined is not worth taking.
I once ate a very spicy dinner in germany, when I eventually let it out a big one on the 'poop shelf' I could see two distinct poop consistencies, the healthy brown baby and the runny red-ish spicy sauce, fascinating!
