Snooooorrrrrrkkkkkkkk!

[BuzzardsWife]

Men have way higher standards than women! If women broke up with men for farting we'd all be single! If my man ever spit in front of me, I'd freak out (he wouldn't do that). Deal breaker for me...men that wear running shoes with leather jackets. Sweat pants! Guys that wear t-shirts with stupid pictures or sayings. Dirty teeth. White running shoes! Cheapskates.

[SebC]

Originally Posted by MissTeeks

I have two main deal breakers, guys who smoke and guys who don't keep their toe nails cut short. Long toe nails are so gross!

Long nails are bad, period. And so are fringes. Surprised nobody's mentioned unibrows yet.

But as far as true habits go:

- smokers
- heavy drugs
- religiousness

are all deal breakers for me. Short-term I could "hook up" with a religious chick (probably not that religious anyways then ), but long term it wouldn't work. The other two I wouldn't go anywhere near.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Then I really hope you're good at bringing home the bacon. I notice you also didn't put any sex on that list, which is good cause you probably won't get much anyway with all the work she needs to do.

Buy a colour monitor. It was written in green.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by yyc

Deal breaker for me is a girl that calls and has nothing to say...."hi, what you doing?" and then silence, but for some reason she stays on the phone.

Ah, junior high. It was a confusing period for most of us.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Buy a colour monitor. It was written in green.

So was mine?

[V]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Buy a colour monitor. It was written in green.

No, it really wasn't.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by V

No, it really wasn't.

Lol. Mackdaddy. I bet women just hang off your arm.

Sorry Firefly.

[V]

My wife would probably take issue if they hung off of me.

I don't see what's wrong with wanting a woman that would make a good housewife. And I don't see what's wrong with a woman wanting to be a good housewife.

Personally, I would much, much rather have my wife raise my children than some stranger. And so would my wife. So I guess it's a good fit.

[BuzzardsWife]

Originally Posted by V

My wife would probably take issue if they hung off of me.

I don't see what's wrong with wanting a woman that would make a good housewife. And I don't see what's wrong with a woman wanting to be a good housewife.

Personally, I would much, much rather have my wife raise my children than some stranger. And so would my wife. So I guess it's a good fit.

If that's what a woman wants to do, good for her. And if that's what you want from a wife, there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you both agreed before you got married what your roles would be. Our world would be a much better place if more women stayed home and raised their children, just look at society today and that confirms what I am saying.

[liamenator]

I have mellowed significantly as I have gotten a bit older... I now can stomach just about anything, depending on the girl and/or the relationship. I've been in scenarios in which something like her dropping a fart would have precipitated me ending the relationship; however that usually, in hindsight, told me all I needed to know about said relationship!

But I once broke up with a girl because I could not STAND this one noise she'd make. She would make this weird, childish, cutesy giggle noise and wrinkle her nose every single time we kissed, regardless of the situation. She'd make it in other situations, too (saying goodbye on the telephone, when I'd compliment her, etc. - but predominantly it was during the kissing.) Casual peck in public - cutesy giggle. Kiss goodbye on the cheek - cutesy giggle. Heated MO session - it might be a bit sexualized, but it was unmistakably still the cutesy-giggle.

MOing with her actually began to make me physically ill, because it would be a steady stream of cutesy-giggles, one after the other, after the other, after the other. Needless to say, I couldn't focus worth a damn, the room would start to spin and I'd wonder to myself, "what kind of a person thinks that this kind of behaviour is acceptable?!?!" I would be filled with such blind rage after each successive giggle that the mood would usually crash and burn and we'd spend the next hour or so watching bad infomercials as I (unbeknownst to her) tried to calm down.

I mean, there is a time and a place for such noises. On occasion, if used properly, I have no doubt I probably would have found the cutesy-giggle to be somewhat endearing. I think I may have at the very start. But my God woman, making them every-single-time and for the duration of an MO-session is just not appreciated. They are uncalled for, and, quite frankly, they are distracting. You don't hear me man-cooing like a wildebeast when I lean in and give you a peck at Thanksgiving dinner.

I fear the cutesy-giggle will haunt my dreams forever.

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by liamenator

You don't hear me man-cooing like a wildebeast when I lean in and give you a peck at Thanksgiving dinner.

That put a hilarious mental picture in my head

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by liamenator

You don't hear me man-cooing like a wildebeast when I lean in and give you a peck at Thanksgiving dinner.

Bahahaha, greatest line ever. What does man cooing even sound like?

[jammies]

Originally Posted by liamenator

I fear the cutesy-giggle will haunt my dreams forever.

Yah I had the same problem with this girl when I pulled out my... wait a minute.... uh.... Never mind.

[V]

Originally Posted by liamenator

I have mellowed significantly as I have gotten a bit older... I now can stomach just about anything, depending on the girl and/or the relationship. I've been in scenarios in which something like her dropping a fart would have precipitated me ending the relationship; however that usually, in hindsight, told me all I needed to know about said relationship!

But I once broke up with a girl because I could not STAND this one noise she'd make. She would make this weird, childish, cutesy giggle noise and wrinkle her nose every single time we kissed, regardless of the situation. She'd make it in other situations, too (saying goodbye on the telephone, when I'd compliment her, etc. - but predominantly it was during the kissing.) Casual peck in public - cutesy giggle. Kiss goodbye on the cheek - cutesy giggle. Heated MO session - it might be a bit sexualized, but it was unmistakably still the cutesy-giggle.

MOing with her actually began to make me physically ill, because it would be a steady stream of cutesy-giggles, one after the other, after the other, after the other. Needless to say, I couldn't focus worth a damn, the room would start to spin and I'd wonder to myself, "what kind of a person thinks that this kind of behaviour is acceptable?!?!" I would be filled with such blind rage after each successive giggle that the mood would usually crash and burn and we'd spend the next hour or so watching bad infomercials as I (unbeknownst to her) tried to calm down.

I mean, there is a time and a place for such noises. On occasion, if used properly, I have no doubt I probably would have found the cutesy-giggle to be somewhat endearing. I think I may have at the very start. But my God woman, making them every-single-time and for the duration of an MO-session is just not appreciated. They are uncalled for, and, quite frankly, they are distracting. You don't hear me man-cooing like a wildebeast when I lean in and give you a peck at Thanksgiving dinner.

I fear the cutesy-giggle will haunt my dreams forever.

It's amazing what communication does in a relationship. Did you happen to mention this to her? Doesn't sound like it.

[liamenator]

Originally Posted by V

It's amazing what communication does in a relationship. Did you happen to mention this to her? Doesn't sound like it.

This is true... It's all a bit tongue-in-cheek, though, as clearly it wasn't that seriously of a relationship and I'd hope by this point I wouldn't let something like that fester.

However it is amusing to look back on... a bit of a Seinfeld moment.

[CaptainCrunch]

I've been thinking about this. I think that you should all send those rejected woman my way.

Overly religious - hot
drug user - hot
Cutesy girly giggle - hot

Sincerely

Desperate in Calgary.

God I'm so lonely - sob