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Old 03-15-2008, 05:51 PM   #81
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teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.
They are clearly "hot for teacher." Perhaps Nicky Sixx's influence on the Asian culture is not as beneficial as it was made out to be.

What are the laws like down there? Can you get away with it? Assuming you dig Asian chicks of course....
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Old 03-15-2008, 08:37 PM   #82
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Let's be honest here. There are sexy men doing everything from your taxes to your plumbing to pulling your wires...
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Old 03-16-2008, 01:31 PM   #83
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teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.

Never met you Johnny, and don't know what you look like what your personality is, but I think I can say with reasonable assurance that a good number are after your citizenship as well. They want you to take them home to Canada. I had the same 'problem' when I was there too.
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Old 03-16-2008, 01:32 PM   #84
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Ozy, to try to figure out the context of Mr. Knife's post, I read his previous posts. I think he may feel a little animosity towards you.
Haha don't worry, he's one of my best friends in real life. He's a writer, and as such, usually has some off-beat choice of words to throw a kink in a thread on discussion forms for fun.

Don't worry, it's all an inside joke thing. I just can't help where he posts =)
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