Worst song ever?

[NuclearFart]

Originally Posted by CaramonLS

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Dear god, who can forget this piece of work. I remember doing line-dancing in junior high to this tune, our gym teacher put this on a loop with "Cadillac Ranch", we probably heard this song about 100 times (no lie) while we were practising slap leather.

Wow, that was a horrible recollection.

Heh, you didnt happen to go to Elboya did you?
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Lovely Wendie99

[bigtmac19]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

Muskrat Love, and the worst version is the one by The Carpenters.

Everyone will have their own personal choices, but I hate this song with an all-consuming passion. I've destroyed radios for playing it. Embedded an axe in one once.

Edit: Anything by Abba or The Village People is almost as bad.

Gotta agree wholeheartedly with you on this.
Also, since the season just passed, The Christmas Shoes!

[bigtmac19]

And seriously, I am ticked now. Thanks a lot people.
Just caught myself singing that stupid Kim Mitchell song!!!

[Russic]

#3 - "how bizarre" - ocm

#2 - "my humps" - black eyed peas

#1 - "hey baby (techno remix) - some jack***

there is a story to go with my #1. Some friends and I ventured up to siberia to watch a battle of alberta game. you may have remembered it as the one that Igor Ulanov lit up Kipper with two really terribly slap shots from the same place. We lost 6-5. They played this god awful song after he scored his second one that made me recoil in disgust. Ever since then I've noticed they play it all the time up there.

Anyways, story continues. We were houseboating this summer and one evening a boat-load of oiler fans pulled up beside us. I was talking with somebody from vancouver and I said "You know something that drives me insane about Edmonton? They play this god awful song during their hockey games all the time". I swear, not 15 minutes after this the boat load of oiler fans began a drinking game. The object of this game? Sing "heyyyyyyy heyyyy baby/ I want to knowwwwww/ would you be my girl?" at the top of their lungs and then take a drink. I **** you not, that was the game. They did it all bloody night. I fell asleep to it. Wrecked my night.

god i hate the oilers.

[Metro Gnome]

Wham! - The Wham Rap. Yes, this song actually exists. Sample lyrics:

Hey everybody take a look at me,
I've got street credibility,
I may not have a job,
But I have a good time,
With the boys that I meet "down on the line"

Most Foreigner songs.

Anything by Spooky Reuben.

[The Fonz]

That Rehab song by Amy Whinehouse. I was sitting in my truck at work, having quite the daydream, and this song had been playing for about 2 minutes and I hadn't really payed much attention to it, until I heard her say

"They tried to make me go to rehab! I said NO! NO! NO!"

one more time, then I snapped and punched my dash and shut the truck off. It's just a terrible song that gets stuck in your head, and now its stuck in my head.

[CaramonLS]

Originally Posted by NuclearFart

Heh, you didnt happen to go to Elboya did you?

Bishop Pinkham.

[GeoffSK]

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

[GeoffSK]

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations

[Muta]

Another one... I think it's called Summer Girls by that loser band LFO

BARF BARF PUKE
PUKE PUKE BARF

[burnin_vernon]

Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper

[J pold]

Sweet Cherry Pie

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally Posted by J pold

Speaking of high school line dancing

Love Shack…God awful song

I can understand why people don't like this song, but for me any track with Kate Pierson singing on it is automatically disqualified from being the worst song ever. The woman has an incredible voice.

[JiriHrdina]

Not as well known but the "Ding Dong Song" is spectacularly bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI

[Devils'Advocate]

Items mentioned in this thread that are on my iPod:
Patio Lanterns (3 stars)
Abba stuff (10 songs)
village People stuff (4 songs)
Summer of '69 (4 stars)
Don't Worry, Be Happy (5 stars)
Barbie Girl (4 stars)
Blue (4 stars)
American Pie (5 stars)
Carribean Queen (3 stars)
Mony Mony (5 stars)
Stuck in the Middle with You (4 stars)
Set on You (4 stars)
Built this City (3 stars)
Games Without Frontiers (5 stars + in my playlist of songs I would give 10 stars to if I could)
Lightning Crashes (4 stars)
Every Rose Has It's Thorn (4 stars)
She Bangs - 2 stars in and my Cheese playlist
Ironic (5 stars + in 'Ten Stars' playlist)
Roxanne (5 stars)
Centerfold (4 stars)
American Idiot (5 stars)
Hall & Oates stuff (10 songs)
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights (4 stars)
Believe (5 stars)
Disarm (5 stars + in 'Ten Stars' playlist)
Two Princes (3 stars)
Are You Jimmy Ray (4 stars)
Joey (5 stars + in 'Ten Stars' playlist)
Kokomo (3 stars)
Nickleback (10 songs)
Achy Breaky Heart (2 stars + in Cheese playlist)
Love Shack (5 stars)
I'm Too Sexy (2 stars + in Cheese playlist)

I have a wide taste in music and can appreciate almost any style. Sometimes I'm even in the mood for the worst cheese mankind can produce. But here are some that I have deleted off the iPod:
- Heart's cover of 'Stairway to Heaven'
- "My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas (I replaced it with Alanis Morissette's version)
And the only Tom Cochran I have on the iPod is 'Lunatic Fringe'. I can't stand much anything other than that. I know he has quite a following, but I find it painful to listen to.

BTW - I'm a big Kim Mitchell fan. And he's a really nice guy too. Some friends of mine ran into him on the street... and since he so obviously stands out, he must get recognized all the time... and he didn't mind stopping to chat and discuss his tour, etc.

[Schultzie]

Originally Posted by Rhetts_the_Best

Crank That or whatever by a horrible so called "musician" soulja boy
man i hate that song they call music!

How is yelling oooooh every couple seconds and mumbling 5 words over and over again music?

ALL music nowadays is just awful.

Fixed.

[Devils'Advocate]

Originally Posted by Schultzie

Fixed.

You sound like my parents. In the 80s. And 90s. And today.

[Schultzie]

Originally Posted by Devils'Advocate

You sound like my parents. In the 80s. And 90s. And today.

Haha. 70's/80's music was the best. It's pretty much all I listen to.

I just can't believe all the crap that is being pumped out on the radio and TV today. New music is just awful beyond words.

[J pold]

Originally Posted by Schultzie

Haha. 70's/80's music was the best. It's pretty much all I listen to.

I just can't believe all the crap that is being pumped out on the radio and TV today. New music is just awful beyond words.

There is a ton of great new music, you just have to put in the effort to find it

[Schultzie]

Originally Posted by J pold

There is a ton of great new music, you just have to put in the effort to find it

Maybe you're right. I think my opinion of new music has been tainted because of all the crapola they play on channels like Much Music. Pair that with the fact that my sister has the car radio permantly tuned Vibe 98.5, and it's not hard to see why it drives me insane.