12-07-2007, 04:33 PM
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One of the Nine
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Lisa needs braces!
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12-07-2007, 04:34 PM
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#82
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Dental plan!
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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12-07-2007, 04:49 PM
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#83
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Lifetime Suspension
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Lisa needs Braces!
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
When they had to use substitute teachers and the old guy with the long beard was telling the class his rules. Willy was the french teacher "bonjouuuurrrrrrrrr"...
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"...You cheese eating surrendor monkeys!"
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12-07-2007, 04:58 PM
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#84
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One of the Nine
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Dental Plan!!
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Originally Posted by Matata
"...You cheese eating surrendor monkeys!"
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Noodle armed choir boy!
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12-07-2007, 05:02 PM
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#85
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Carl: Bullseye!
Homer: Thanks alot Lenny, now I lost my train of thought...
Lisa needs braces!
(btw #1 best episode EVER! Closely followed by the Mr. Burns' Casino, and Homer Sexual Harassment(Gummi di Milo) episodes)
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12-07-2007, 05:17 PM
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#86
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Draft Pick
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Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
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12-07-2007, 05:29 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
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"5 bees for a quarter"
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12-07-2007, 05:36 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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"You did it Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack."
I don't use it daily, but that will always get a laugh from me.
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12-07-2007, 05:49 PM
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#89
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Lifetime In Suspension
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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Last edited by ResAlien; 12-07-2007 at 05:51 PM.
Reason: too dumb to remember actual quote off the bat. Always just say beer.
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12-07-2007, 05:56 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quoted a drunk Homer line one time when my buddy was drivin my drunk ass home with my own car one night "Just bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door".
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12-07-2007, 06:39 PM
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#91
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Dec 2005
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"If i wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose"
by the mall security guard in the episode where bart shop lifts.
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12-07-2007, 06:41 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
"You did it Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack."
I don't use it daily, but that will always get a laugh from me.
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I hope you NEVER use it, Eastern GIRL. 
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12-07-2007, 06:53 PM
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#93
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Homer: It takes two to lie marge, one to lie and one to listen.
i used to use that with my g/f all the time. now that i think about it maybe it explains why she's my ex  .
here's an actual example of me using simpson words/quotes in a post. (bot of page)
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...omulent&page=4
and a few more good posts from an old thread. i like the one from locke about marge talking about how canadians drive on the left side of the road and the canadian answers "no ma'am im just drunk"
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=bart&page=2
another good one
Homer: [ expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying!
Lisa: Pointless!
Marge: Exhausting. It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada
on the map.
Homer: Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
Last edited by flip; 12-07-2007 at 07:12 PM.
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12-07-2007, 07:24 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Got Miikka?
I hope you NEVER use it, Eastern GIRL. |
LOL - only when i'm trapped in a dodgeball sack.
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12-07-2007, 07:33 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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No no no. Dig up, stupid.
Wow, not sure if this thread inspired it, but just now a poster fell off my wall, and I instinctively responded with 'Oh Dear' (in Sideshow Bob's voice).
You know the one...
Krusty: Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Ottombottom there.
Bob: [hair pops out] Oh dear.
Krusty: hahaha, that guys a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
Last edited by Kidder; 12-07-2007 at 08:02 PM.
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12-07-2007, 07:55 PM
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#96
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Account Disabled at User's Request
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Urge to kill... rising.
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12-07-2007, 07:58 PM
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#97
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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I use: "Outta my way, jerkass!" while driving.
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12-07-2007, 08:13 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shnabdabber
Urge to kill... rising.
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Oh man, I cant even tell you how much I use that one.....especially during Flames games....
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-07-2007, 08:14 PM
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#99
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broke the first rule
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
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It's funny 'cause it's true
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12-07-2007, 08:24 PM
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#100
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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"Sqwark!" Used whenever an image of a nuclear plant appears on TV.
When someone asks for fruit: "This has purple in it. Purple's a fruit."
General useful with just about any other inappropriate phrase: "Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud."
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