09-14-2007, 10:07 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
Or the less effective "you put the ass in massive!"
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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If the NHL ever needs an enema, Edmonton is where they'll insert it.
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Last edited by SeeGeeWhy; 09-14-2007 at 10:10 AM.
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09-14-2007, 11:44 AM
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#82
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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In my drunken state in University I tried this gem:
Approach a small, very cute girl. (She was maybe 5' 1", 105 lbs, I was 6" 3", 285 lbs ogre)
Me (yelling really loud): Ya got small hands!!
Her: Yeah?
Me: I love girls with small hands!
Her: What? Why?
Me: Cause they make my c__k look bigger!!
Yeah, I went home alone that night with a copy of Penthouse Letters I bought at the variety store on my way home.
A true post script to the story: I went out that night with shoes and socks on. When I woke up the next morning, I had no socks, no underwear and my shirt was on backwards.
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09-14-2007, 12:33 PM
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#83
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
"Hey girl, if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays?"
and here's some more classic Quagmire.
"Hey Meg, you 18 yet?"
"Hey there, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
"You must be a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you"
My favorite Quagmire line isn't a pick up line, but something you would use the morning after...if any of these actually work on anyone.
Girl: "Glenn honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "Hey I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?"
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09-14-2007, 02:12 PM
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#85
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Calgary
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my doctor says i have to f... you or I'll die.
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09-14-2007, 03:31 PM
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#86
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
hey..... ..... you'll do.
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I've used that one a lot, and as far as I know it's NEVER worked. I usually follow it up with a drunken, maniacal laugh whilst spilling my pint all over the floor, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.
Chicks love drooling a-holes.
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09-14-2007, 04:39 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by rubecube
My favorite one went like this.
"I can do a somersault...and a backflip."
I then walked away and five minutes later my buddy went up.
"So, I hear you're into somersaults."
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YES!
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Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
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09-14-2007, 05:19 PM
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#88
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: University of Calgary
Exp: 
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Baby, I wish I were your derivative.
So I could lay tangent to your curves.
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Fitness is bad for your health.
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09-14-2007, 11:41 PM
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#89
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broke the first rule
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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
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haha - note to KevanGuy:
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Number 5
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Believe it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution.
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09-15-2007, 06:40 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Ah, this was #1 on the askmen worst pickup lines:
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
I like it.
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09-15-2007, 07:26 AM
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#91
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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"My name is Robin Big Snake"
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09-15-2007, 09:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
haha - note to KevanGuy:
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AH ah ha ha. No wonder it didnt work! I cant believe that line made the best list. I had no idea it was that popular.
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09-15-2007, 05:35 PM
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#93
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First Line Centre
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Tried this at a grocery store once.
Went through the check-out, noticed the girl was pretty cute.
She asked "Did you find everything you were looking for today?"
looked directly at her, smiled, and said "yes"
She rang up the items, and did the obligatory "is that everything?"
"no, actually...I seem to be missing your number."
She smiled and laughed..but i didnt get the number lol. 
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09-15-2007, 07:21 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: next door to Borat
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HIM: Lets go to my place for some sex and pizza
HER: NO
HIM: What? You dont like pizza?
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11-07-2007, 11:52 AM
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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This thread would not be complete without...
"I'll fill you so full of meat you'll think your a deep freeze" 
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11-07-2007, 12:01 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
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“Nice shoes…wanna f#*k ?”
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11-07-2007, 01:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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“Nice shoes…wanna f#*k ?”
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about 4 pages too late 
Quote:
Originally Posted by return to the red
nice shoes, wanna f***
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11-07-2007, 01:55 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by return to the red
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I guess this makes me "That Guy"
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11-07-2007, 01:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
I guess this makes me "That Guy"
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works for your pickup line
"hey Baby, I'm "That Guy""
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11-07-2007, 02:10 PM
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#100
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
Chazz: Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
Chazz: Personal philosphy? Clothing optional.
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